Trump makes all the people who pass him at Mar-a-Lago during the Holidays sing "O Come Let Us Adore Him..."
Sad.

Important to avoid politics at all costs on Thanksgiving:
"Aunt Nan, I saw you kissing some man hot and heavy at the mall and it wasn't Uncle Barry. Who wants more garlic mashed potatoes?"

So my theory is that Marilyn Monroe was still alive THAT day, did the shooting and the extra "gunshots" were her high heels on the sidewalk during her getaway to the grassy knoll.
The FBI stopped taking my calls years ago.

Okay, my tip for Thanksgiving is to avoid politics entirely:
"Aunt Nan, I saw you kissing some man hot and heavy at the mall and it wasn't Uncle Marv. Who wants more garlic mashed potatoes?"

So I clicked on "Sensitive Content" and got a Lord Byron poem and it frankly wasn't what I expected.

Hit the gas and let's get this thing to Friday Happy Hour, already!

PATRIOTS: Do Tea Pain a big favor and re-post this and follow us down at @reallyamerican.bsky.social, where we're workin' round the clock to Resist MAGA and hold these traitors accountable.

I just got on here. Was I expected to bring a covered dish? I can whip up some garlic mashed potatoes if I have to.