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kāihe (donkey) 🫏
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Rorohiko kaiārahi. Frentantic Intromastecution. Fraught Leader. Polibernial Mandorpulatorist. Neologist. Weirdo. Can fold fitted sheets.  ن #kindness #apple #rabbits […]

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#secretsantaaonz is this thing on?

Donkey is my nickname (after the annoying talking animal in #shrek)

Things not listed in my bio, I’m a fan of:
#firefly
#doctorwho
#pixar Movies (the earlier ones, really)
#capybara (my spirit animal)
• Star Trek (Star […]

[Original post on mastodon.nz]
Heardle Taylor's Version #539

🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

#Heardle #taylorswift #swiftie #music

https://taylor.heardledecades.com
Heardle - Taylor's Version
Put your Taylor Swift musical knowledge to the test at HeardleDecades.com
taylor.heardledecades.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just upgraded one of the oldest iPhones I've seen in our fleet. An #iphone 7 Plus 32GB purchased back in 2018. Still working, just the battery not lasting the day now. The user is upgrading to a 128GB iPhone 16 Plus. Massive nine-year leap in technology!
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So, it turns out that yesterday's announcement *wasn't* getting rid of the Regional Council organisations, but restructuring the elected member governance component - regional council organisations would be governed by mayors and the new regional boards instead of elected regional councillors […]
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mastodon.nz
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
#secretsantaaonz gift purchased - hopefully it arrives here in time for me to get it delivered in time!

After sleuthing, I decided to go with a practical one rather than a clever/whimsical one this time around.

😀
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[Connections Puzzle #899]

🟩🟪🟦🟨
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Hah! The first line. 🤣

#connections
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.nz/@ArrestJK/115609059087766692

This is profoundly undemocratic and centralises decisionmaking in a way that will produce lots of bad outcomes.

Brought to you by the parties that campainged on more local control. What a bunch of crooks and liars.
mastodon.nz
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
When politicians think that all this is unimportant, I’d be looking at what the Regional Sector is getting in the way of them achieving. https://teurukahika.govt.nz/media/wb3ab2r1/a3_-castalia-functions-of-regional-and-unitary-authorities-report-summary.pdf
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
[Connections Puzzle #898]

🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟦
🟦🟩🟩🟩
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🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

#connections
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[Wordle 1,620 3/6*]

⬛✅⬛⬛⬛
✅✅🟡⬛⬛
✅✅✅✅✅

#DailyWordleClub
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I wish I could say this was shocking, but it's not. Just another day for the Minister of Corruption. #nzpol

https ://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/579888/how-the-oil-and-gas-industry-helped-rewrite-new-zealand-s-drilling-rules
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[Connections Puzzle #897]

🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟨🟩🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

#connections
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I earned the level 10 Marathoner badge! https://www.languagedrops.com/

365 day streak!
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Someone should show this to all those right-wing Trump lovers in Mangawhai that wanted to get rid of the “ugly” mangroves which they’d decided to develop fancy houses next to. https://merveilles.town/@neauoire/115590195681286800
Devine Lu Linvega (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image The protective effect of mangrove on the shore.
merveilles.town
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Overheard in the hardware shop.

"I don't like the coloured. I only like the whites."
"What the fuck, Jenny?"
"Chrismas Tree Lights! I'm talking about Christmas Tree Lights! Oh my god"
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[Connections Puzzle #896]

🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟪🟨🟦
🟦🟦🟨🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

#connections
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[Wordle 1,618 4/6*]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛✅⬛
✅⬛⬛✅⬛
✅✅✅✅✅

#DailyWordleClub
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
[Connections Puzzle #895]

🟩🟦🟦🟪
🟨🟩🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟪🟦
🟦🟦🟩🟪

LOL. Not a bean!

#connections
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Extremely rare White Auroras like never before spotted in the skies of Alaska last night👀 🌌✨
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Late notice, but I have a spare ticket to “7 Days Live” tonight at the Regent in Palmerston North if anyone out there in #palmy #fedi is interested.

#secretsantaaonz
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Miss 4 and me just rescued a mummy duck and five ducklings who were stuck on the wrong side of a road in blinding sun at the bottom of a cliff. I picked up the mummy and then a kind passer by helped me by putting the babies in a reusable bag and then we carried the family back to the creek […]
Original post on mastodon.nz
mastodon.nz
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Looks like we need to fundraise $970 to get @SimonCHulse access to ADHD medication.
Any ideas what we could make and sell as easy fundraisers? (This is the current cost for a complex psyciatric assessment after he’s already been diagnosed)

Current ideas are start a givealittle, also want to go […]
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mastodon.nz
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by kāihe (donkey) 🫏
Seen on Reddit, worthy of reposting here.

Would have made me have milk come out my nose if I was drinking milk at the time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM