Dave Stott
@donkeyjegg.bsky.social
Husband, potential father, carer, very amateur chef, LFC fan, hair grower and frog whisperer. Vote Labour.
This site still isn't taking off, which is a shame. Space Karen still has the power.
July 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This site still isn't taking off, which is a shame. Space Karen still has the power.
Reposted by Dave Stott
In the pub last night a sign said "Toilets are strictly for the customers." Sure enough i went in and was forced to dance with Oti Mabuse."
March 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In the pub last night a sign said "Toilets are strictly for the customers." Sure enough i went in and was forced to dance with Oti Mabuse."
Elon is now offering 40% off Premium 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Elon is now offering 40% off Premium 🤣🤣🤣
Reposted by Dave Stott
I bet that MP who was caught looking at tractor porn must be kicking himself he's not in parliament today.
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I bet that MP who was caught looking at tractor porn must be kicking himself he's not in parliament today.
Anyone have any tips for what to do before/after an endoscopy? Had one a couple of years back and it was horrible.
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Anyone have any tips for what to do before/after an endoscopy? Had one a couple of years back and it was horrible.
Tasted tomato sauce far too early. Garlic still raw. My breath could strip wallpaper.
November 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Tasted tomato sauce far too early. Garlic still raw. My breath could strip wallpaper.
Reposted by Dave Stott
Hi I'm Ben I have autism and I’m
new to #BlueSky. I didn’t want leave X
but values and political views left me no
choice. I’d like to rebuild my 50k community
on here. Can you please help and kindly
repost this so I can meet new friends
and find old ones? Thank you! 💙
new to #BlueSky. I didn’t want leave X
but values and political views left me no
choice. I’d like to rebuild my 50k community
on here. Can you please help and kindly
repost this so I can meet new friends
and find old ones? Thank you! 💙
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Hi I'm Ben I have autism and I’m
new to #BlueSky. I didn’t want leave X
but values and political views left me no
choice. I’d like to rebuild my 50k community
on here. Can you please help and kindly
repost this so I can meet new friends
and find old ones? Thank you! 💙
new to #BlueSky. I didn’t want leave X
but values and political views left me no
choice. I’d like to rebuild my 50k community
on here. Can you please help and kindly
repost this so I can meet new friends
and find old ones? Thank you! 💙
Arne Slot? More like Arne Get-In-My-Slot amirite?
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Arne Slot? More like Arne Get-In-My-Slot amirite?
Reposted by Dave Stott
Looking for people to follow? Here’s a directory of 4,500 starter packs which you can search by keyword! blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
All - Bluesky Directory
A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.
blueskydirectory.com
November 10, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Looking for people to follow? Here’s a directory of 4,500 starter packs which you can search by keyword! blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
Being a footy fan during international break is what non-footy fans deal with every day. What do these people do with their lives?
November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Being a footy fan during international break is what non-footy fans deal with every day. What do these people do with their lives?
Very exciting to see lots of people flocking here now. If we can make it half of what Twitter was,it'll be awesome.
November 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Very exciting to see lots of people flocking here now. If we can make it half of what Twitter was,it'll be awesome.
Can anyone get on this platform yet or do they still need a code? Asking for my wife who isn't on here x
October 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Can anyone get on this platform yet or do they still need a code? Asking for my wife who isn't on here x
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
October 13, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Is any bookmaker offering odds on Twitter merging with Truth Social?
October 7, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Is any bookmaker offering odds on Twitter merging with Truth Social?
The Tory conference is displaying some of the worst things about the UK but good Lord is it compelling. They're eating themselves alive, but it does raise the question - if a quarter of people are still going to vote for them, how bad are the alternatives?
October 4, 2023 at 10:42 PM
The Tory conference is displaying some of the worst things about the UK but good Lord is it compelling. They're eating themselves alive, but it does raise the question - if a quarter of people are still going to vote for them, how bad are the alternatives?
Tonight my dear wife was cringing along with me when we were watching Bake Off and everyone kept saying marshMELLOW. This is why I married her ❤️
October 3, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Tonight my dear wife was cringing along with me when we were watching Bake Off and everyone kept saying marshMELLOW. This is why I married her ❤️
A big hello to my new followers! You're about to find out how deeply uninteresting I am. Soz.
October 3, 2023 at 10:27 PM
A big hello to my new followers! You're about to find out how deeply uninteresting I am. Soz.
Any recommendations for follows on here? I know I only have one follower but I'm hoping others see this as well #fuckthetories
October 2, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Any recommendations for follows on here? I know I only have one follower but I'm hoping others see this as well #fuckthetories
Sat here in the garden having a cigarette and a hedgehog just scraped its way under the gate. Little blighter nearly made me yelp.
September 28, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Sat here in the garden having a cigarette and a hedgehog just scraped its way under the gate. Little blighter nearly made me yelp.
Nearly broke my left big toe yesterday (for the 6th time) by trying to catch my vape as it fell off the kitchen counter. Bruised like a peach.
September 26, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Nearly broke my left big toe yesterday (for the 6th time) by trying to catch my vape as it fell off the kitchen counter. Bruised like a peach.