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Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir.

1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.

2. You're on your own.

3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...
One Sinha Lifetime
'That night, I'd survived my life flashing before me, with my dignity intact. Yes, this chaotic life has always been a gamble. ... But what a gamble.' Paul Sinha is an award-winning comedian, a quiz...
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Cool Han Luke
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Today's Mail sending out mixed messages on the subject of children.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir.

1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.

2. You're on your own.

3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...
One Sinha Lifetime
'That night, I'd survived my life flashing before me, with my dignity intact. Yes, this chaotic life has always been a gamble. ... But what a gamble.' Paul Sinha is an award-winning comedian, a quiz...
www.penguin.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Me and olly won a pub quiz in Penzance tonight so we kibda know how Scottish fàns are feeling tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Will the government do a U turn on their plans to take jewellery off asylum seekers? Or will they find it difficult to re-broach the subject?
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Labour's insistence on formulating policy by mindlessly aping what they think public opinion might be, is as pathetic as Taylor Swift's new album is mildly disappointing.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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"C'mon guys, it's the same every week, nobody has put their hand up to be Matt Goodwin again. The only way to make this fair is if we all take a turn."
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'd hate to six seven look like I'm trying too hard.
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Delighted that tonights gig in north east Londom is 1hour 38 minute drive from my home in south east london.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Social media. Where bingo obsessives allow you to work out what was on their bingo cards, by a slow process of elimination.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Remember this fact. The two most famous Melbournes are in Victoria and Derbyshire.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If youe guilty of a crime, your best hope is to get the BBC to make a shoddy documentary about it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
1. What connects the songs You little Thief and Real Gone Kid? Feel free to google, the answer is quite the surprise.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Im moving to Msrs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
BBC News - 'Massive whodunnit' after pub quiz team banned for cheating - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Massive whodunnit. Im guessing it's the team that keeps winning and has stopped turning up.
'Massive whodunnit' after pub quiz team banned for cheating
A Greater Manchester pub landlord bans a quiz team after its members were caught using their smartwatches to cheat.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
2006 Portugal win the shoot out. The BBC have 30 minutes to come up with a montage that sums up English despair and also incorporates clips from the match.

In an incredible moment they go with an obscure Pet Shop Boys power ballad.

This was the BBC's finest hour.

youtu.be/LZByrHy7nrE?...
Pet Shop Boys - Numb (England World Cup Version)
YouTube video by NotMarkX
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I think they should make that bloke who plays Frankenstein a life peer. Then everyone would exclaim "Lord Elordi" whenever they see his sexy monster face.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BBC
Well they have lost their DG
He gave in so cravenly
Tim Davie
That's how sleazy Trump can be
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
A thread of new facts. At the time of writing this post i was unawàre of these facts.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Right now if the BBC announced Alex Jones as the next DG, I'd have no idea which one.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Seems the bbc will do absolutely anything for celebrity traitors.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Love is in the Air was cowritten by a man who had two far more famous musical brothers.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir.

1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.

2. You're on your own.

3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...
One Sinha Lifetime
'That night, I'd survived my life flashing before me, with my dignity intact. Yes, this chaotic life has always been a gamble. ... But what a gamble.' Paul Sinha is an award-winning comedian, a quiz...
www.penguin.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Just seen an episode of new legal drama All's Fair. Masterpiece. Tautly plotted, with a script that sizzles. Glenn Close in the performance of her life. A witty bsttle of the sexes reminiscent of the golden age of screwball comedy. And now to read the reviews...
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM