[me as a knight]

me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?

squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm

me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time

Here to say hi to you, Alan, as requested in your newsletter ;)

I figure that this is the moment the chances of you actually reading something I write are highest; so just a massive THANK YOU from me for all your great posts articles comments reviews books.

Love your work!

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right