jk
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professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist •
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
oh I didn't realize it was cloudflare lol
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
oh I didn't realize it was cloudflare lol
got flashbanged seeing the UK title in the inflight entertainment for a domestic US flight
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
got flashbanged seeing the UK title in the inflight entertainment for a domestic US flight
All I knew about this movie going in was that on a flight earlier this year, my seatmate started watching it and gave up before we took off. I can see why.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
All I knew about this movie going in was that on a flight earlier this year, my seatmate started watching it and gave up before we took off. I can see why.
Captain America: Brave New World: Personally if I were going to market a movie as a Red Hulk movie, I would have him show up /before/ the 90-minute mark, and maybe for more than 8 minutes. I also wouldn't pair it with dialogue so clunky it makes Dora the Explorer feel subtle.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Captain America: Brave New World: Personally if I were going to market a movie as a Red Hulk movie, I would have him show up /before/ the 90-minute mark, and maybe for more than 8 minutes. I also wouldn't pair it with dialogue so clunky it makes Dora the Explorer feel subtle.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man: Reimagining something closer to the comics instead of Iron Man Jr. going to space and fighting aliens is really charming, even if the show is sometimes very obviously Man I Wish We Were Spider-Verse. And I guess he does still fight an alien.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man: Reimagining something closer to the comics instead of Iron Man Jr. going to space and fighting aliens is really charming, even if the show is sometimes very obviously Man I Wish We Were Spider-Verse. And I guess he does still fight an alien.
fortunately this goes kinda hard
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
fortunately this goes kinda hard
Reposted by jk
jira is a blockchain confirmed
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
jira is a blockchain confirmed
true, I learned my lesson
never use two step auth
never use two step auth
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
true, I learned my lesson
never use two step auth
never use two step auth
What If...? season 3: I stand by what I said about how the multiverse saga should've been building off What If, because this was a very cool and satisfying arc that would be hard to top in terms of big bad. MCU Kang had no hope of beating that, and I'm not sure Robert Downy Doomior could either.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What If...? season 3: I stand by what I said about how the multiverse saga should've been building off What If, because this was a very cool and satisfying arc that would be hard to top in terms of big bad. MCU Kang had no hope of beating that, and I'm not sure Robert Downy Doomior could either.