jk
@dontatme.bsky.social
professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist •
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
things that will not convince me to go to bed:
- lateness of the hour
- eepy
- have work tomorrow
- bed is soft and warm
things that will convince me to go to bed:
- notion outage
- lateness of the hour
- eepy
- have work tomorrow
- bed is soft and warm
things that will convince me to go to bed:
- notion outage
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
things that will not convince me to go to bed:
- lateness of the hour
- eepy
- have work tomorrow
- bed is soft and warm
things that will convince me to go to bed:
- notion outage
- lateness of the hour
- eepy
- have work tomorrow
- bed is soft and warm
things that will convince me to go to bed:
- notion outage
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
TIL from my Italian coworker that Italian TV broadcasts Trading Places every Christmastime and if it didn't happen it would be like, national news
Trading Places: An unexpected Christmas tradition in Italy
Home to some of the world's most spectacular Christmas traditions, Italy also has a more unusual festive fixture: watching 'Trading Places' on Christmas Eve.
www.wantedinrome.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
TIL from my Italian coworker that Italian TV broadcasts Trading Places every Christmastime and if it didn't happen it would be like, national news
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i’m not going to say anything but you see it right
Marlow Moss, Composition in Black and White Number 4, 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i’m not going to say anything but you see it right
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
free waves audio magma stressbox ig www.waves.com/black-friday...
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
free waves audio magma stressbox ig www.waves.com/black-friday...
Google Opinion Rewards asking me if I purchased online and picked up in store for *checks notes* Alaska Airlines
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Google Opinion Rewards asking me if I purchased online and picked up in store for *checks notes* Alaska Airlines
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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why oh why did TSA choose to use this domain to send email
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
why oh why did TSA choose to use this domain to send email
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app
![Screenshot from the Text With Jesus App Store listing. The screenshot depicts a conversation with "Moses", with the caption "OLD TESTAMENT. Moses, Abraham, Noah, Samson and more!"
Moses: Shalom. traveller! 🙏 I am Moses, a servant of God. it is a joy to meet you here.
User: Hi Moses! I've always been curious about the parting of the Red Sea. How did you feel then?
Moses: It was a moment of faith and obedience, traveller. With the Israelites at my back and Pharaoh's army fast approaching, I trusted in God's promise. His power, not mine, parted the sea. 🌊
User: That's inspiring. It must have been amazing to witness such a miracle. 🤩
Moses: Indeed. It was a sight to behold and a strong testament of God's might and faithfulness. 🌟
User: What can I learn from that event?
Moses: The lesson, dear traveller, is to trust in God's plan even when the [cut off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irrw42t3y7hb3p4dzdjhcrux/bafkreifyjof6ssqsnc2ccy3djiykgjexq3hqclrz5fydydjouikwvwcrsq@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app
it's so cool that Twitter locked my account and all active sessions until I re-enroll my security key, something I've already done using a process that doesn't work because their passkey implementation is buggy as hell
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
it's so cool that Twitter locked my account and all active sessions until I re-enroll my security key, something I've already done using a process that doesn't work because their passkey implementation is buggy as hell
I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again
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This HDD clock I found while cleaning out my office today goes so hard. I think I got it via a crowdfunding campaign, but now this Instructables article is all I can find: www.instructables.com/Recycled-Har...
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This HDD clock I found while cleaning out my office today goes so hard. I think I got it via a crowdfunding campaign, but now this Instructables article is all I can find: www.instructables.com/Recycled-Har...
each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:
- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas
how did they not notice ???
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Decompress DEFLATE using only HTML5 Canvas retr0.id/stuff/canvas...
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Decompress DEFLATE using only HTML5 Canvas retr0.id/stuff/canvas...
just generated a password too iconic to use
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
just generated a password too iconic to use
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time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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