Cory Booker T Washington
@dontcallmesyd.bsky.social
📍Los Angeles, CA
Wash your legs and your rice
Wash your legs and your rice
Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹
The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parks
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .
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December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parks
Sometimes I’m cute
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sometimes I’m cute
Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad.
Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵
Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad.
Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵
Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵
SZA….
Are we distinguishing singer who can't sing live but do OK with in the studio?
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
SZA….
Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer
Been fighting for my life today
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Been fighting for my life today
Everyone has been calling me to talk shit, I didn’t fuck that white lady 😩
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Everyone has been calling me to talk shit, I didn’t fuck that white lady 😩
Recruiter said the hiring manager will be calling me tomorrow with good news.
Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹
Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Recruiter said the hiring manager will be calling me tomorrow with good news.
Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹
Started this year getting laid off and may be ending it with a job 🥹
Post from a different era in your life:
I used to be a screen printer!
I used to be a screen printer!
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Post from a different era in your life:
I used to be a screen printer!
I used to be a screen printer!
Didn’t work out Monday or Tuesday which means we doing Pilates and run club tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Didn’t work out Monday or Tuesday which means we doing Pilates and run club tomorrow.
Everybody gotta talk to me nice today
Wordle 1,635 2/6
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Wordle 1,635 2/6
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December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Everybody gotta talk to me nice today
Wordle 1,635 2/6
🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,635 2/6
🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I got to assist on a product photoshoot for Ross yesterday, I had BIG fun.
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I got to assist on a product photoshoot for Ross yesterday, I had BIG fun.
Day 6 of babysitting a 5yo, I was supposed to drop her off at school and get the fuck outta dodge. Her momma just texted me saying her flight gets in at 10pm not 10am
a man wearing a blue headband is crying with a tear coming out of his nose .
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December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Day 6 of babysitting a 5yo, I was supposed to drop her off at school and get the fuck outta dodge. Her momma just texted me saying her flight gets in at 10pm not 10am
Friend: what’s your preferred height for men
Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important
Friend:
Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important
Friend:
a woman wearing a camouflage hat and a gray shirt
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December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Friend: what’s your preferred height for men
Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important
Friend:
Me: The ability to pick me up easily is more important
Friend:
Me in my backyard closing my last fitness ring
Run Get GIF
ALT: Run Get GIF
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December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Me in my backyard closing my last fitness ring
This was the first Thanksgiving where no one in my family said I needed a sandwich. Your girl is getting
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This was the first Thanksgiving where no one in my family said I needed a sandwich. Your girl is getting
I wander way too much when I’m on the phone for wireless headphones
a man wearing a hat and bow tie says where 's my phone
ALT: a man wearing a hat and bow tie says where 's my phone
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December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wander way too much when I’m on the phone for wireless headphones
Less than 7 second video of yourself
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Less than 7 second video of yourself
My stepdad named me as one of his children in an magazine article. I was 30 when they got married that nigga didn’t have to do that
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .
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December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My stepdad named me as one of his children in an magazine article. I was 30 when they got married that nigga didn’t have to do that
No complaints
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No complaints
I blame Smino and Leon Thomas
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I blame Smino and Leon Thomas
I have the skills, but not the will. Im meant to live in luxury
What skill will you contribute when society collapses?
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have the skills, but not the will. Im meant to live in luxury
Old head at the gym said I look like a run a mean 100m 😂 #blackskyfitness
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Old head at the gym said I look like a run a mean 100m 😂 #blackskyfitness