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🎀Byrdie🎀
@dontliecraig.bsky.social
"Turn the wigs around!"
I love a mirror almost as much as it loves me 💋
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You know what. Ima go to the beach today. Hater
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
☺️💋 ty booboo she’s
Got a hood!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Cries in Florida. Guess it’s time for a NYC trip!
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nooooooooo. Not me. I’m always sweet
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ausshole Emerald. Spare me!
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Casually wearing Minnie ears at home because I’m getting my $35 worth.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Throwing up gang signs because I ate these up.
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No matter how long it takes, I’ve got time, baby I’ll wait 😭♥️
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hamburger provider 😭 this looks like constipation and “damn, I should have eaten a salad cuz this steak is stuck in my colon” but 🥦
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Asleep, chile
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
October 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pulled right up to the mall at 4 pm to get me a caramel pecan coated apple and leave just like this. Grandmas unite!
October 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hello Kera. Hello Kitty. Hello 👋🏽 *media update*
October 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Homer. Homie. Home.
October 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I want to learn how to twerk.
October 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Goofy with a side of face card. What could go wrong?
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sometimes this is exactly how I feel
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Goofy with no fucks given 🥹🤌🏽
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
💋♥️
September 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
She’s been doing her nails and drinking her water. Minding her business, you know?
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hey, Siri. Play Sailing by Christopher Cross
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM