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🎀Byrdie🎀
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"Turn the wigs around!"
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I love a mirror almost as much as it loves me 💋
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I use this as a hack when I wanna control my intake. I chase tequila shots with beer and get drunk af so if i chase with a non alcoholic beer i feel as if im getting the same drunk but im really half as sober.
Whoever the hell came up with ALCOHOL FREE beer needs their ass beat.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I hate you
My homegirl said the same thing to me recently during our orientation for selling knives door to door
My homegirl told me real women don’t respect men who work remotely. I didn’t know women truly felt that way. I thought the point was get money
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me : I thought she was dead.

Wrong crazy rapper smh
@kmjeezy.bsky.social ok so this wig HAS to be a recession indicator
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I HATE DIRTY FEET
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bars
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
SHUT UPPPPP ITS 80 DEGREES HERE!!!!! I hate all of you
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ijs ♥️
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Cries in Florida. Guess it’s time for a NYC trip!
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m a crybaby and too sensitive and I hate change
Tell me your sign without telling me your sign.

We’re often called bipolar right away as soon as we say our sign. Enough said lol
Tell me your sign without telling me your sign.

I wasn’t going to do it, but then you TOLD me not to do it, so now I HAVE to do it.

I promise im having a great time, this is just my face.

When helping someone “I understand that’s how you FEEL about it, but what are you going to DO about it?”
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Creating freaks one at a time, what can I say?
Lmaooooooo that’s fair 😂
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Well whose nut is this?!?!
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My shit following behind me at this point
Ovulation titties be so heavy
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have so many thoughts to send out to the world but this is not a safe space and I will never forget that.

I talked about peeing in bootyholes ONE time! Got ate uppppp. So ima mind my business and terrorize yall in your mentions.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I be romanticizing TF outta stuff like I really needa sit my delulu ass tf down.
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Correct. We hate a shallow conversation over here
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Nooooooooo. Not me. I’m always sweet
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Blasphemy! I believe in traditional values, Sir.
A little spiciness is good for the relationship. You have spicy in you
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Yah but we all know Aretha crazy
Aretha Franklin & Actor Glynn Turman
The two were married from 1978-1984.

Damn didn’t know they were married
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Lmfao this is giving “ain’t nobody coming to see you Otis”
Say no more your highness cleopatra

Damn I love Halloween 🎃
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Trash. Call the uber black
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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The real genocide is happening in Sudan by the UAE and its proxies

The hypocrisy of these middle eastern countries
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM