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Gonzo
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Philly sports.
NHL. 4 hour naps.
Handsome lad.
Weltschmerz.
Pinned
Sewing, safety, push, clothes, bobby.
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Speaking of Bad Bunny, here’s a clip from my The Wire rewatch podcast where I did a Bad Bunny parody song about season 3 ep 4. I am not good at Spanish but I tried my best.
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This duo discovering metal is my favorite thing right now.
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I think this would be a stellar show to attend. Just super weird it’s in the middle of a football field.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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“he put tropical trees on the field”
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Uh oh. Two guys grinding inside a car gonna blow up the entirety of america.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So they never actually placed the title of that Brad Pitt movie in the ad?
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This doc should have been titled:

I’m Chevy Chase and I’m an Asshole.
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Not all heroes wear capes.
View of Love Park, Philly.
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Just read a comment that said “my flabbers are gasted” and I can’t wait to use it.
January 27, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Seinfeld SOUPPOSTING
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Wordle 1,682 2/6*

🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just under the wire
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words wordle in 2 written on his face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words wordle in 2 written on his face
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January 27, 2026 at 4:58 AM
TIPPETT WITH THE HATTY ON THE SHORTHANDED BREAKAWAY
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Happy to be a coworker of this fella.
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Gwar and Soulfly playing a tiny club in Reading that barely fits 100 people would be amazing.
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
SHUT UP LUTZ
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The football telecast seems to be

Tom Brady/Tony Romo screaming in my face for 38 seconds straight, interrupted by the game for 6 seconds.

Gambling and cell phone ads:
2 hours.
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
With all the stupid sports wagers i make, you’d think I’d be smart enough to bet the house on Zibanejad scoring a hat trick today.
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Rock n roll is still alive.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Pretty smart for that guy to yell “pedo protector.” It’s ambiguous and he can’t be sued, unlike if he just said “pedo.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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One of the best noir comics you can get. I’m not kidding
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I survived…
This time.
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
They’re filming a documentary in this diner. I catch a glimpse of an old man crying his eyes out and here I am in my big dumb green eagles shirt and orange Flyers hat walking right into the shot.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM