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· Oct 30
De Vermis Mysteriis
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Made some adjustments, I think for the better, to this playlist in anticipation of All Hallows Eve. Enjoy the creepy-crawlies! open.spotify.com/playlist/7jm...
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Corporal
To mount a corporal and four; to be guilty of onanism: the thumb is the corporal, the four fingers the privates.
The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
Corporal (Grose 1811 Dictionary) words.fromoldbooks.o...
To mount a corporal and four; to be guilty of onanism: the thumb is the corporal, the four fingers the privates.
The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
Corporal (Grose 1811 Dictionary) words.fromoldbooks.o...
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Corporal
To mount a corporal and four; to be guilty of onanism: the thumb is the corporal, the four fingers the privates.
The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
Corporal (Grose 1811 Dictionary) words.fromoldbooks.o...
To mount a corporal and four; to be guilty of onanism: the thumb is the corporal, the four fingers the privates.
The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
Corporal (Grose 1811 Dictionary) words.fromoldbooks.o...
@jon.wprb.com This isn't new (seems to be from 2020), but I just saw it & thought of you. youtu.be/66M8NwkRmew
Star Wars: Imperial March x Carol of The Bells | EPIC VERSION (Epic Christmas Music)
YouTube video by Samuel Kim Music
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@jon.wprb.com This isn't new (seems to be from 2020), but I just saw it & thought of you. youtu.be/66M8NwkRmew
C'mon @itvnews.bsky.social ! Your salvation is literally sitting by the phone waiting for your call!
I don't have any contacts in ITV shiny floor any more but if someone could put the word out, I think this format would sell well internationally. Drop me a line.
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
C'mon @itvnews.bsky.social ! Your salvation is literally sitting by the phone waiting for your call!
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Oh wow they put your mom in the crossword
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh wow they put your mom in the crossword
Gotta admit, I was having trouble feeling enthusiastic about Christmas this year, but then I found this present waiting for me at the record store.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gotta admit, I was having trouble feeling enthusiastic about Christmas this year, but then I found this present waiting for me at the record store.
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how yourv2926 is going to go."
Grease.
Probably in the environmental hazard way & not in the youthful sexy shenanigans way.
Grease.
Probably in the environmental hazard way & not in the youthful sexy shenanigans way.
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go."
Will my 2026 be like a proud, regal t-rex crowing over her victories or a bedraggled crew of screaming, flailing humans getting electrocuted on clearly marked fences and dying on the toilet?
why do i even ask.
Will my 2026 be like a proud, regal t-rex crowing over her victories or a bedraggled crew of screaming, flailing humans getting electrocuted on clearly marked fences and dying on the toilet?
why do i even ask.
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how yourv2926 is going to go."
Grease.
Probably in the environmental hazard way & not in the youthful sexy shenanigans way.
Grease.
Probably in the environmental hazard way & not in the youthful sexy shenanigans way.
This thread about the non-existent academic job market was true when I was a grad student 30 years ago, & things have only gotten worse. I've been out of academia for 15 years, but I still know people there, & the situation is fucking dire.
They made a desert and called it a job market.
THERE ARE NO JOBS IN ACADEMIA! NO JOBS! DOZENS OF HYPER QUALIFIED APPLICANTS PER JOB!
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This thread about the non-existent academic job market was true when I was a grad student 30 years ago, & things have only gotten worse. I've been out of academia for 15 years, but I still know people there, & the situation is fucking dire.
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Last but very much not least, my ALL-HANUKKAH SHOW is tonight from 5-8 pm ET on 103.3 fm WPRB.
listen.wprb.com
listen.wprb.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Last but very much not least, my ALL-HANUKKAH SHOW is tonight from 5-8 pm ET on 103.3 fm WPRB.
listen.wprb.com
listen.wprb.com
Thank U, @topa.to , for the delivery of Xmas joy! (cc: @badmachinery.com , author of said joy)
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Thank U, @topa.to , for the delivery of Xmas joy! (cc: @badmachinery.com , author of said joy)
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!
Santa Claus is Coming for Your Eyes
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen
m.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Happy birthday to New Jersey's ONLY radio station!
Happy 85th birthday, WPRB!
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy birthday to New Jersey's ONLY radio station!
Kentucky has Ale-81, a caffeinated, sort-off ginger ale that I sincerely love (I moved away 15 years ago & still regularly grab a couple cases whenever I go back to visit.)
I don't know what New Jersey's would be.
I don't know what New Jersey's would be.
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Kentucky has Ale-81, a caffeinated, sort-off ginger ale that I sincerely love (I moved away 15 years ago & still regularly grab a couple cases whenever I go back to visit.)
I don't know what New Jersey's would be.
I don't know what New Jersey's would be.
Hey @jon.wprb.com — tell your friends in Deth Elf that this is getting me through my afternoon of shoveling.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey @jon.wprb.com — tell your friends in Deth Elf that this is getting me through my afternoon of shoveling.
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People often ask me (pictured) “Jon, what’s a way to ensure I find a place on your 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
People often ask me (pictured) “Jon, what’s a way to ensure I find a place on your 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show?”
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doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
There was the time in college I asked out a girl I barely knew & we went to see Apocalypse Now at one of the film societies. We both came out of the screening so traumatized that we never spoke to each other again.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
There was the time in college I asked out a girl I barely knew & we went to see Apocalypse Now at one of the film societies. We both came out of the screening so traumatized that we never spoke to each other again.
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Happy birthday to Tom Verlaine, whose music brightened many a mysterious corner, and still leaves me breathless. Here's something I wrote about the enduring spectral-noir-majesty-jolt of 'Marquee Moon' for The Ringer a while back. Venus De Milo and darkness doubled. www.theringer.com/2022/04/13/m...
Lightning Struck Itself: Television’s ‘Marquee Moon’ in Eight Phases
Forty-five years after its release, the landmark debut of this quintessential NYC proto-punk band still sounds ahead of its time
www.theringer.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Happy birthday to Tom Verlaine, whose music brightened many a mysterious corner, and still leaves me breathless. Here's something I wrote about the enduring spectral-noir-majesty-jolt of 'Marquee Moon' for The Ringer a while back. Venus De Milo and darkness doubled. www.theringer.com/2022/04/13/m...
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#ArtAdventCalendar day 11
I used to make fake ads for my favorite discord, I really should do them more. (Shout out to the space gnomes!)
This one is from 2021, we like a good rock.
I used to make fake ads for my favorite discord, I really should do them more. (Shout out to the space gnomes!)
This one is from 2021, we like a good rock.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar day 11
I used to make fake ads for my favorite discord, I really should do them more. (Shout out to the space gnomes!)
This one is from 2021, we like a good rock.
I used to make fake ads for my favorite discord, I really should do them more. (Shout out to the space gnomes!)
This one is from 2021, we like a good rock.
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TWO WEEKS until my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB.
I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration.
This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th!
Don’t miss out!
keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867
#wprbxmas
I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration.
This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th!
Don’t miss out!
keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867
#wprbxmas
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
TWO WEEKS until my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB.
I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration.
This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th!
Don’t miss out!
keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867
#wprbxmas
I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration.
This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th!
Don’t miss out!
keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867
#wprbxmas
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We’re getting ever closer to bringing the “Feels Like Hell Tour” out West! Just about a month to go!
www.weakenedfriends.com/tour
www.weakenedfriends.com/tour
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
We’re getting ever closer to bringing the “Feels Like Hell Tour” out West! Just about a month to go!
www.weakenedfriends.com/tour
www.weakenedfriends.com/tour
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We got comic books, art books, and even some books WITHOUT pictures (very rare)! These would make great gifts for many different ages, we’d say the range goes from like 1 year old to about 2 million years old? Probably?
topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com/collections/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We got comic books, art books, and even some books WITHOUT pictures (very rare)! These would make great gifts for many different ages, we’d say the range goes from like 1 year old to about 2 million years old? Probably?
topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com/collections/...
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Movie you’ve seen 6 or more times.
“You must mean two other trees!”
“You must mean two other trees!”
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Movie you’ve seen 6 or more times.
“You must mean two other trees!”
“You must mean two other trees!”
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!