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So Bret and Madison DID call JT looking for some kind of alibi for Madison. WTH is she so pissed off about then? What just came out of HER mouth validates JT's story not hers. That call would be awkward af for anyone to receive. What assholes. #southerncharm
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
So Bret and Madison DID call JT looking for some kind of alibi for Madison. WTH is she so pissed off about then? What just came out of HER mouth validates JT's story not hers. That call would be awkward af for anyone to receive. What assholes. #southerncharm
I loved Whitney tonight. She just brought brought down the hammer onto their very fake, very orchestrated TV personas when she reminded everyone so poignantly that both Meredith and Lisa were cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. They're going to retaliate & punish her for 9 seasons. Well try to #rhoslc
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December 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I loved Whitney tonight. She just brought brought down the hammer onto their very fake, very orchestrated TV personas when she reminded everyone so poignantly that both Meredith and Lisa were cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. They're going to retaliate & punish her for 9 seasons. Well try to #rhoslc
Lisa is about as deep as a puddle. I cannot comprehend why some of these women kiss her shallow, self-centered ass. #rhoslc
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December 19, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Lisa is about as deep as a puddle. I cannot comprehend why some of these women kiss her shallow, self-centered ass. #rhoslc
Dorit's entire give-a-damn broke! 🤣 #RHOBH
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December 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Dorit's entire give-a-damn broke! 🤣 #RHOBH
I've always liked Sutton, but baby this trying to control how the group interacts with each other (and on your terms) is not it! Can't control how other people move in this world. Focus on yourself. #RHOBH
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December 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I've always liked Sutton, but baby this trying to control how the group interacts with each other (and on your terms) is not it! Can't control how other people move in this world. Focus on yourself. #RHOBH
Way to go Garcelle! Building a second home for your family to enjoy relaxing getaways is something for which to be proud of yourself! #rhobh
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December 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Way to go Garcelle! Building a second home for your family to enjoy relaxing getaways is something for which to be proud of yourself! #rhobh
Let's be clear. Kérastase is a sulfate-free product. Meredith was likely pissed that Angie gave her the Repair line in jumbo size 😂 #RHOSLC
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December 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Let's be clear. Kérastase is a sulfate-free product. Meredith was likely pissed that Angie gave her the Repair line in jumbo size 😂 #RHOSLC
Simone's been married since she was a kid. She doesn't get it. In your 40s it's not uncommon to withhold who your dating from friends and family until it's real. It's a perspective you don't see when you've been married your whole adult life. #married2med
December 9, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Simone's been married since she was a kid. She doesn't get it. In your 40s it's not uncommon to withhold who your dating from friends and family until it's real. It's a perspective you don't see when you've been married your whole adult life. #married2med
Mia is such a f'king PIG! This whole scene of her prodding Gordon, rubbing his nose in her relationship, having a ridiculous half-baked conversation with her kids on camera. She is such trash. #RHOP
December 9, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Mia is such a f'king PIG! This whole scene of her prodding Gordon, rubbing his nose in her relationship, having a ridiculous half-baked conversation with her kids on camera. She is such trash. #RHOP
I suspect Karen refused a breathalyzer as it's not her first time with a DUI, resulting in license suspension. Hence the rides everywhere. That's 1-year suspended for first refusal, 3-years if it's beyond her first time in VA.
Refusal would make sense of her acting like the victim #rhop
Refusal would make sense of her acting like the victim #rhop
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December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I suspect Karen refused a breathalyzer as it's not her first time with a DUI, resulting in license suspension. Hence the rides everywhere. That's 1-year suspended for first refusal, 3-years if it's beyond her first time in VA.
Refusal would make sense of her acting like the victim #rhop
Refusal would make sense of her acting like the victim #rhop
TJ is a whiny man-baby who throws toddler-tantrums. Stacey, please shop around. This man ain't right. #rhop
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December 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
TJ is a whiny man-baby who throws toddler-tantrums. Stacey, please shop around. This man ain't right. #rhop
JT worked so hard to land an iconic moment with the canes. Biggest flop on Bravo yet. #SouthernCharm
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December 6, 2024 at 5:03 AM
JT worked so hard to land an iconic moment with the canes. Biggest flop on Bravo yet. #SouthernCharm
eeesh. That episode sucked. It's so clear these people aren't friends anymore at all. Being a friend group was always the foundation of the show. When it turns into only about the check, it's all downhill from there for a Bravo show. #SouthernCharm.
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December 6, 2024 at 3:02 AM
eeesh. That episode sucked. It's so clear these people aren't friends anymore at all. Being a friend group was always the foundation of the show. When it turns into only about the check, it's all downhill from there for a Bravo show. #SouthernCharm.
So much happened at this Bat Mitzvah I don't know who to applaud and who to boo. Actually, I think most of them deserve both at different timestamps 😭 #RHOSLC
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December 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
So much happened at this Bat Mitzvah I don't know who to applaud and who to boo. Actually, I think most of them deserve both at different timestamps 😭 #RHOSLC
Problems in your friendship and you call your kids for advice? Ca'mon. As much as you want to play victim when social media says something about them. Maybe that's a good reason to leave them tf out of your petty ass cast squabbles. #rhoslc
November 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Problems in your friendship and you call your kids for advice? Ca'mon. As much as you want to play victim when social media says something about them. Maybe that's a good reason to leave them tf out of your petty ass cast squabbles. #rhoslc
Kyle's just mad because Dorit keeps chipping away at the bullsh!t public facade Kyle puts out there on the show. Kyle's reality on this show is about as deep as walking to the mailbox.
Keep chipping away, Dorit! #rhobh
Keep chipping away, Dorit! #rhobh
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November 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Kyle's just mad because Dorit keeps chipping away at the bullsh!t public facade Kyle puts out there on the show. Kyle's reality on this show is about as deep as walking to the mailbox.
Keep chipping away, Dorit! #rhobh
Keep chipping away, Dorit! #rhobh
Scheana calling Schwartz and her podcast producer to pivot to a show that will critique the revamped #pumprules
New postcast: Two S's in a Swamp.
New postcast: Two S's in a Swamp.
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November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Scheana calling Schwartz and her podcast producer to pivot to a show that will critique the revamped #pumprules
New postcast: Two S's in a Swamp.
New postcast: Two S's in a Swamp.
This WHITNIK party is so good! #Married2Med
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November 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
This WHITNIK party is so good! #Married2Med
Contessa: I'm back. Did you miss me?
Me: That depends. Are you going to own that nobody but you told the world your husband was abusive and that he showed us he is an ass all on his own? If you're gonna come in and blame the cast, the answer is no. Not at all.
#Married2Med
Me: That depends. Are you going to own that nobody but you told the world your husband was abusive and that he showed us he is an ass all on his own? If you're gonna come in and blame the cast, the answer is no. Not at all.
#Married2Med
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Contessa: I'm back. Did you miss me?
Me: That depends. Are you going to own that nobody but you told the world your husband was abusive and that he showed us he is an ass all on his own? If you're gonna come in and blame the cast, the answer is no. Not at all.
#Married2Med
Me: That depends. Are you going to own that nobody but you told the world your husband was abusive and that he showed us he is an ass all on his own? If you're gonna come in and blame the cast, the answer is no. Not at all.
#Married2Med
Jesus. This crap again? Simone, if it's a surface relationship then there should be no problem inviting your coworker to an event and you can keep it surface all night long.
Nobody hold a grudge like Simone. #married2Med #M2Med
Nobody hold a grudge like Simone. #married2Med #M2Med
November 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Jesus. This crap again? Simone, if it's a surface relationship then there should be no problem inviting your coworker to an event and you can keep it surface all night long.
Nobody hold a grudge like Simone. #married2Med #M2Med
Nobody hold a grudge like Simone. #married2Med #M2Med
Stacey, girl. We get what we settle for. You can do so much better. You can find a man that enjoys your company. That man ain't right. Wound way too tightly. Way way way too tightly. #rhop
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Stacey, girl. We get what we settle for. You can do so much better. You can find a man that enjoys your company. That man ain't right. Wound way too tightly. Way way way too tightly. #rhop