Dopamine Hangover
@dopaminehangover.bsky.social
Gravity Enthusiast, Toast Enjoyer, Theoretical Strudel Physicist
*a guy rear-ends you on the highway, hops out with a giant check, a microphone and a camera crew close behind*
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
*a guy rear-ends you on the highway, hops out with a giant check, a microphone and a camera crew close behind*
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
"THIS IS THE CAR CRASH PRIZE PATROL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN $5000 AND A COUPON FOR A FREE LARGE DRINK FROM BUCEES HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"
i'm intentionally using my gpu to make this game look shittier than the out-of-box settings the application defaults prescribe. i wonder if there's a way to get it to do the characteristic texture wobble?
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i'm intentionally using my gpu to make this game look shittier than the out-of-box settings the application defaults prescribe. i wonder if there's a way to get it to do the characteristic texture wobble?
*barges into the board room after several lines of cocaine* OKAY OKAY...OKAY LETS REBOOT HOME ALONE BUTBUTBUT MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE SECOND ONE AND AND ADULT KEVIN'S GOTTA EVADE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN WE'LL CALL IT HOME ALON³
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
*barges into the board room after several lines of cocaine* OKAY OKAY...OKAY LETS REBOOT HOME ALONE BUTBUTBUT MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE SECOND ONE AND AND ADULT KEVIN'S GOTTA EVADE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN WE'LL CALL IT HOME ALON³
gonna make a confession right here right now: i've had a crush on Jenette Vasquez since i was 6.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
gonna make a confession right here right now: i've had a crush on Jenette Vasquez since i was 6.
i think i'm going to start looking into font creation for linux. i've never created a font and wanna know if it'll work with an idea i've had for a long time but never acted on.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i think i'm going to start looking into font creation for linux. i've never created a font and wanna know if it'll work with an idea i've had for a long time but never acted on.
it's easier to see how insufficient the chatbot is if you start talking to it about things you know, which makes me think the people most enthusiastic about it don't know shit about fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
it's easier to see how insufficient the chatbot is if you start talking to it about things you know, which makes me think the people most enthusiastic about it don't know shit about fuck.
i can't even imagine how annoying the internet was in the 1600s when all these prominent dutch people couldn't stop tweeting about what a world changing investment flowers were gonna be.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i can't even imagine how annoying the internet was in the 1600s when all these prominent dutch people couldn't stop tweeting about what a world changing investment flowers were gonna be.
i have a...fond? i don't know if that's the right word...i have a memory of my school playing mac and me during a bad weather day and i have no idea what the staff was thinking on that one.
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i have a...fond? i don't know if that's the right word...i have a memory of my school playing mac and me during a bad weather day and i have no idea what the staff was thinking on that one.
One of my favorite genres of graphic design is for 90's productivity suites, and The Stanley Parable had a really fantastic limited edition that made fun of those. I had to sell it to help fund my move and I miss it to this day. I really hope whoever got it from me enjoys the hell out of it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of my favorite genres of graphic design is for 90's productivity suites, and The Stanley Parable had a really fantastic limited edition that made fun of those. I had to sell it to help fund my move and I miss it to this day. I really hope whoever got it from me enjoys the hell out of it.
if anyone politely asks me to unblock ads i just remember the time lowtax asked for the same thing and the honda oddyssey shockwave flash ad he was running crashed my browser every time i visited his site. i'm never falling for that one again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if anyone politely asks me to unblock ads i just remember the time lowtax asked for the same thing and the honda oddyssey shockwave flash ad he was running crashed my browser every time i visited his site. i'm never falling for that one again.
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Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️⚧️
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️⚧️
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
would it be out of pocket to call voyager "epstein's star trek" or is it too soon?
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
would it be out of pocket to call voyager "epstein's star trek" or is it too soon?
There's absolutely no evidence this band played at Disney.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There's absolutely no evidence this band played at Disney.
a timeline of endless hypnotoads scrolling mercilessly
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
a timeline of endless hypnotoads scrolling mercilessly
i just got tagged back into doing the finance for the household and HOO BOY what is this Adam and Eve stuff? I WILL NOT ALLOW this evangelical filth in my home!
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i just got tagged back into doing the finance for the household and HOO BOY what is this Adam and Eve stuff? I WILL NOT ALLOW this evangelical filth in my home!
"link your videogame data to big corporation for goodies in Hot New Game" looking like that time marlboro would give you a beach towel for smoking a bunch of cigarettes.
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"link your videogame data to big corporation for goodies in Hot New Game" looking like that time marlboro would give you a beach towel for smoking a bunch of cigarettes.
free gastrointestinal issues with each mr. jim's pizza order
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
free gastrointestinal issues with each mr. jim's pizza order
i would LOVE to have a pontiac trans sport if they weren't such hot garbage that fell apart directly out of the factory door. you could fit an entire family of penguins on the dashboard. if you vote me for president, i promise to do that.
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i would LOVE to have a pontiac trans sport if they weren't such hot garbage that fell apart directly out of the factory door. you could fit an entire family of penguins on the dashboard. if you vote me for president, i promise to do that.
i am the influencer girlfriend who's from another county/state/country, so you wouldn't know me. i am effectively invisible and no one has any way of confirming that i exist.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i am the influencer girlfriend who's from another county/state/country, so you wouldn't know me. i am effectively invisible and no one has any way of confirming that i exist.
as i'm driving my currently-falling-apart sporty car i had this thought (which i didn't speak aloud into my dashcam so no evidence exists for this brilliance): there are three types of sports cars: ones with major issues, ones with catastrophic issues, and the first gen acura nsx.
October 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
as i'm driving my currently-falling-apart sporty car i had this thought (which i didn't speak aloud into my dashcam so no evidence exists for this brilliance): there are three types of sports cars: ones with major issues, ones with catastrophic issues, and the first gen acura nsx.
oh hey i just saw the homestuck anime dropped. now i can annoy a whole new group of friends with it
September 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
oh hey i just saw the homestuck anime dropped. now i can annoy a whole new group of friends with it
i am going to have a friend over and we're going to drink and play gran turismo 1 with the crt filter set to "EXTRA ANALOG"
September 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am going to have a friend over and we're going to drink and play gran turismo 1 with the crt filter set to "EXTRA ANALOG"
based on my internet history, i am the queen of failing to engage, and i think thats pretty cool. did you know i'm not sponsored? i don't even have a patreon! why would you give ME money?! i'd like enough money to work out and get a big butt though. if you wanna give me money im not gonna stop u
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
based on my internet history, i am the queen of failing to engage, and i think thats pretty cool. did you know i'm not sponsored? i don't even have a patreon! why would you give ME money?! i'd like enough money to work out and get a big butt though. if you wanna give me money im not gonna stop u
can we have a sports championship? i mean we take the best team from each sport and have them play each other's game on their home field. i wanna see ice hockey players vs synchronized swimmers, and a bunch of rugby players driving race cars until we can crown "the best team at sports"
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
can we have a sports championship? i mean we take the best team from each sport and have them play each other's game on their home field. i wanna see ice hockey players vs synchronized swimmers, and a bunch of rugby players driving race cars until we can crown "the best team at sports"