i'm intentionally using my gpu to make this game look shittier than the out-of-box settings the application defaults prescribe. i wonder if there's a way to get it to do the characteristic texture wobble?

gonna make a confession right here right now: i've had a crush on Jenette Vasquez since i was 6.

One of my favorite genres of graphic design is for 90's productivity suites, and The Stanley Parable had a really fantastic limited edition that made fun of those. I had to sell it to help fund my move and I miss it to this day. I really hope whoever got it from me enjoys the hell out of it.

No evidence at all.

There's absolutely no evidence this band played at Disney.

yeah, signposting is so lame, none of the greatest games in history made by the best designers in history would ever have signs in their games pointing players to the next location

The link in this chain ultimately terminates in Trump. Remember that Jeff Bezos was one of the little good special boys who showed up for The Pestilence's inauguration probably on the ketamine Elon brought to the party.

oh hey i just saw the homestuck anime dropped. now i can annoy a whole new group of friends with it

i am going to have a friend over and we're going to drink and play gran turismo 1 with the crt filter set to "EXTRA ANALOG"

I finally save up enough money for a computer. Did I miss anything?

Artists concept of gran turismo but you're in an rv racing to get to the spot with the toilet hookup

i got one of those new video cards and i could NOT get this guy to show up in my video games so i feel a bit cheated

i decided to leave a little easter egg in a computer i disposed of.