me logging on every morning

watched Muppet Christmas Carol for tonight's movie. such a classic.

I feel like paying a subscription to allow game consoles to connect to the internet is a scam that we just quietly accepted.

he can name everything after himself like DC is his own personal failed casino. it doesn’t matter. the moment he’s outta power it all comes down. i’ll show up with a chisel and pry that shit off the building myself.

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