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Dork Dad
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Dork. Dad.

He/him.
Are guillotines carceral?
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I think it's because the value of low- and middle-tier streaming boxes is so high. For example, the $20 and $40 Google TV onn boxes at Walmart are incredible. So it makes sense that few people are tempted to go to the higher price points.
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Yeah we just have a standing calendar appointment to bring a kid to urgent care every Saturday evening between mid-December and April.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This shit is why you've been cursed with painful eyelid acne
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 PM
But at least he's a competent executive who is strengthening our standing in the world and improving the lives of people here at home, right?
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Fuckin beautiful
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Yeah also why did it take so long for sexy moms to be a thing in movies and TV? They've always been a thing in the real world.
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Hell yeah. Or drive past a few times honking your car horn in support. That shit always feels good.
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Not gonna lie, I would eat the fuck out of meatball flavored crackers.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Yeah every lawyer involved in these filings is supposedly an officer of the court. They need to be taught that this kind of bad faith bullshit has consequences.
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Judges and bar associations need to stop assuming good faith and fuck up the lawyers who are filing this kind of shit.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Sounds awesome!

Definitely a better regional fast food specialty than the abomination of pimento cheese chicken sandwich that rancid-ass Chick-fil-A unleashed on the world
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM