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He/him.
Now watching. It's been many, many years since I've seen this one.
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Current view of the National Zoo's cheetah cub cam. Some pretty awesome snuggles.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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🧵 At 3pm ET today, I'll be live-posting highlights from the public forum for @lawfaremedia.org.

This will some witnesses' very first public appearance and the only one for Brent and Luke Ganger, who do not plan to do any additional interviews.

Follow this thread for updates as they happen 🧵👇
NEW: Renee Good's brothers—Brent and Luke Ganger—were announced as additional witnesses in tomorrow's 3pm ET Congressional hearing "on the violent tactics and disproportionate use of force" by DHS agents. They join the Good family's lawyer, another CBP shooting victim, and others
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
There has never been a plan beyond creating chaos and intensifying it.

Can you call it a government when there is no desire or ability to govern?
If DOJ is sending these teams to help charge cases, but only for "one or two weeks" at a time, then who is going to prosecute the cases after they leave?
Exclusive: DOJ is requiring all 93 US attorneys to designate prosecutors for "emergency jump teams" supporting surge districts dealing with assaults & obstruction of federal officers, per internal memo. Comes as more Minn. prosecutors resign. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
🧵 from an actual expert in the legal side of elections for anyone concerned about Trump and the GOP fucking with elections.

(FWIW, I'm not especially worried about election fuckery from a historically unpopular and incompetent administration, but this thread is useful nonetheless.)
Thanks for the tag, Isaac. Keeping in mind I am coming at this from the behind-the-scenes/partisan perspective rather than the government perspective, I have given this some thought. I think there are a lot of necessary-but-not-by-themselves-sufficient things state/local governments can do:

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February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Day 339, random old school TTRPG art from random book: “Wizard’s Spell Compendium Volume One”, TSR 1996, Ken Frank, page 48. #ttrpg #tabletoprpg #d&d #dnd #osr #ad&d #fantasyart #art #ttrpgcommunity #dndart #osrart #undead
#monsters
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Baby cheetahs.
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Mom's side: being poor as fuck in Sweden and being poor as fuck in Prussia

Dad's side: at least one came over as a Swedish draft-dodger, but mostly unknown
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Now watching
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Now watching
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The Senate’s opposition leader is like “someone should do something about all this lawlessness” and some 55 year old mom in Minnesota who hasn’t voted since 2012 is like “the evildoers will be vanquished with the righteousness of a million patriots!!”

It’s great.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Y'all love a blue #bird, so here is some more gratuitous Abyssinian Roller content, coming back to its favorite perch with a tasty bug.
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe.

“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”

Fuck off.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I very much love the casual contempt of:

< deal withthis. thanyou >

No punctuation, sloppy spacing. This pathetic dweeb isn't even worth five properly typed words. lol

Every Elon Musk statement or tweet should get this same level of "whatever fuck you I don't care" that's on display here.
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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"Scab" by Maynard Dixon, 1934
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Artists -- and everyone! -- a reminder that you should always include alt text with your posts containing images, every time. Here are some great reasons why: (1/)
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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[aquarium]

ME: ooh look at the chorse

WIFE: it’s seahorse

ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Come on. What are we even doing here?
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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the venn diagram of people who disparage the humanities and people who squawk about "western culture" and "the classics" is almost a circle

and to square that circle: they believe the humanities should be a prestige hobby for ivory tower dilettantes while the rest of us toil as slaves or worse
I agree that it’s high fucking time that we stopped acting like we need to grovel and constantly justify the existence of some of our most incredibly elemental and ancient human pursuits.
Are the humanities the only disciplines whose classes begin with modules speaking to the importance of studying the humanities? "Why study the humanities?" and "Why the humanities are important" must be cliches.
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM