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Dork. Dad.

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February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The Senate’s opposition leader is like “someone should do something about all this lawlessness” and some 55 year old mom in Minnesota who hasn’t voted since 2012 is like “the evildoers will be vanquished with the righteousness of a million patriots!!”

It’s great.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Y'all love a blue #bird, so here is some more gratuitous Abyssinian Roller content, coming back to its favorite perch with a tasty bug.
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe.

“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”

Fuck off.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I very much love the casual contempt of:

< deal withthis. thanyou >

No punctuation, sloppy spacing. This pathetic dweeb isn't even worth five properly typed words. lol

Every Elon Musk statement or tweet should get this same level of "whatever fuck you I don't care" that's on display here.
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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"Scab" by Maynard Dixon, 1934
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Artists -- and everyone! -- a reminder that you should always include alt text with your posts containing images, every time. Here are some great reasons why: (1/)
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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[aquarium]

ME: ooh look at the chorse

WIFE: it’s seahorse

ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Come on. What are we even doing here?
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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the venn diagram of people who disparage the humanities and people who squawk about "western culture" and "the classics" is almost a circle

and to square that circle: they believe the humanities should be a prestige hobby for ivory tower dilettantes while the rest of us toil as slaves or worse
I agree that it’s high fucking time that we stopped acting like we need to grovel and constantly justify the existence of some of our most incredibly elemental and ancient human pursuits.
Are the humanities the only disciplines whose classes begin with modules speaking to the importance of studying the humanities? "Why study the humanities?" and "Why the humanities are important" must be cliches.
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Check out Werner Herzog with a kickass dad mustache in the early 90s.
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This is absolutely a d12 encounter table for an amazing D&D dungeon.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Check it out, a vegan spider!

Although, like most vegans, Bagheera kiplingi will "occasionally steal ant larvae from passing worker ants for food" when the opportunity arises.
Bagheera kiplingi - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Good job Stephen Miller, you triggered the metamorphosis of this man from annoying Will Stancil into Minnesotan Simo Häyhä.
You and what army?

No, really, Matt: if you want to deport and jail all my neighbors, you’re going to need an army.

We’re in the real world now bucko. This isn’t internet land where you declare something and it becomes true. You need actual dudes. So where’s your army?
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Oh man, that was fun.

I especially loved this guy, the scribe:
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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every online community is now like hi and welcome to r/transformers, this week we're talking about what the best version of Devastator is to celebrate the release of the Mixmaster, if you work for ICE kill yourself, and a sneak peek at the new creative team on the Transformers series from Skybound!
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Speaking as a Wisconsinite, the next time a Minnesotan cares what a goddamn Mississippi governor says about being an American will be the FIRST FUCKING TIME it's ever happened.

We won a war about that.
NEW: In response to Alex Pretti's killing, Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said that it was "really hard to watch" protesters carrying upside-down American flags.

He called protesters "lawless hordes" and said they should go "back to Mogadishu."

He also blamed Pretti for (legally) carrying a gun.
Mississippi Governor Defends Federal Agents After Alex Pretti Killing
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves suggested Alex Pretti may have been to blame for his own killing because he had been legally carrying a holstered gun.
www.mississippifreepress.org
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
More evidence of panic. This pathetic statement ("I'm sending someone new to town because shit's fucked") is as close to an apology that Donald Trump has ever made.
Tacit acknowledgement they've lost control of the narrative plus saving face via lawfare
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Area Man Spends Entire Movie Obsessing Over Story Structure and Somehow Doesn't Enjoy Movie Experience
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 AM