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· Nov 26
Coming soon to Blu-ray from @uglygirlswag.bsky.social
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
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Paul Thomas Anderson is filming the Cameron Winter concert at Carnegie Hall right now and I can feel my brain melting at the idea of this. I need this in theaters ASAP, I’m about to be so annoying about this.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson is filming the Cameron Winter concert at Carnegie Hall right now and I can feel my brain melting at the idea of this. I need this in theaters ASAP, I’m about to be so annoying about this.
Sick in bed after a 11+ hour work day but Pete made me a big meal. I forgot to take a picture of it but it was so delicious and perfect. Everyone say Thank You Peter!!!
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sick in bed after a 11+ hour work day but Pete made me a big meal. I forgot to take a picture of it but it was so delicious and perfect. Everyone say Thank You Peter!!!
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comm for @cerealmascot.bsky.social of their oc ROBIN the hot dog gal!! 🌭🌭 #art
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
comm for @cerealmascot.bsky.social of their oc ROBIN the hot dog gal!! 🌭🌭 #art
Red Ball MAAARKET GLOOBAAAL
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Red Ball MAAARKET GLOOBAAAL
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I’m the ultimate music fan according to my Apple Replay
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m the ultimate music fan according to my Apple Replay
Matt Johnson went on an extended and unprompted rant about how confusing the hype around The Whale was as his intro to the Nirvanna The Band Movie tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Matt Johnson went on an extended and unprompted rant about how confusing the hype around The Whale was as his intro to the Nirvanna The Band Movie tonight.
BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
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a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
Me and my new best friends!
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me and my new best friends!
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No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
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I dare you to name a better setlist
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I dare you to name a better setlist
One of my most listened to songs this year, and I still haven’t bothered to listen to a single other MJ Lenderman track, lol
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
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Dancing in the Club (MJ Lenderman Version)
YouTube video by This Is Lorelei - Topic
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November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of my most listened to songs this year, and I still haven’t bothered to listen to a single other MJ Lenderman track, lol
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
Met a new friend last night
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Met a new friend last night