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A Dorkus Malorkus
@dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
what a terrible day to know how to read
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Super Skrull
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Gonna have to go through my issues of Shutter again and see if there's any pages I want to ask about.
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
*guy walks in on two people having sex on a luge sled*
"uhh... what are you guys doing?"
"...doubles luge. we're inventing doubles luge."
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm fine with the brand split, but when they do the fake drafts and signings I roll my eyes. Oh, that NXT guy going to Raw is a "huge free agent signing" because Smackdown wanted him too? Bullshit. Kayfabe is dead and they document how scripted it is more than ever, so they need to stop that crap.
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
love this. thank you for sharing.
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I just know these are the same assholes who order pizza in a snowstorm because "it's not safe to go out" so better to demand the low wage delivery drivers risk their lives for you
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
there is a type of nerd who firmly believes you can't truly enjoy anything unless you start it from the beginning and they are almost always comic book fans and very annoying
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM