Dorothy Porker
@dorothy-porker.com
Post-colonial mut gentrifying the French country side • Wrote and shot a cookbook once • Bylines and photography in some places too • Fibromyalgia
An oldie but goodie, PB and hot sauce noods with tofu www.dorothy-porker.com/pb-and-hot-s... #wewv 🍽️
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 AM
An oldie but goodie, PB and hot sauce noods with tofu www.dorothy-porker.com/pb-and-hot-s... #wewv 🍽️
They're trimming our big beautiful natural aircon, the mulberry, today. We're hoping it'll save her from dying after groundworks destroyed enough of her root structure to start sagging
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
They're trimming our big beautiful natural aircon, the mulberry, today. We're hoping it'll save her from dying after groundworks destroyed enough of her root structure to start sagging
Obsessed with our neighbor's tail
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Obsessed with our neighbor's tail
Gochujang egg mayo, avocado and crisp (Brets Rôtisserie, my new favorite) on a brioche bun for lunch today 🍽
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Gochujang egg mayo, avocado and crisp (Brets Rôtisserie, my new favorite) on a brioche bun for lunch today 🍽
The best pupper turns 4 today (administratively)
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 AM
The best pupper turns 4 today (administratively)
Good soup indeed, with whipped feta too. Thanks @catherinephipps.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Good soup indeed, with whipped feta too. Thanks @catherinephipps.bsky.social
In the local missing and found animals group in our area today, someone spotted a dog [narrator: it was not a dog]
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In the local missing and found animals group in our area today, someone spotted a dog [narrator: it was not a dog]
Not seeing the pupper til Monday but counting down anyway, so here's another photo of Miss Hollande (as she is known at the dog pension)
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Not seeing the pupper til Monday but counting down anyway, so here's another photo of Miss Hollande (as she is known at the dog pension)
Update from the dog pension, look at my pretty little lady
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Update from the dog pension, look at my pretty little lady
Maybe she is also digging a hole to escape, Tofu loves holes
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maybe she is also digging a hole to escape, Tofu loves holes
Hairball on her own vacation update 🥹
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hairball on her own vacation update 🥹
My new fave of theirs is this one, delivers what Kettle Chips promises
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My new fave of theirs is this one, delivers what Kettle Chips promises
Cauliflower tonnato with za'atar and pistachios 🍽
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Cauliflower tonnato with za'atar and pistachios 🍽
Smoked scallops fried in lots of butter with some capers, and then some cauliflower mash. I had planned to add crisps but I ate them while I was cooking
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Smoked scallops fried in lots of butter with some capers, and then some cauliflower mash. I had planned to add crisps but I ate them while I was cooking
Remembering that time she forgot how she got on the other side of the fence (and how to get back)
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Remembering that time she forgot how she got on the other side of the fence (and how to get back)
Hip hip, my dumbest cat Smokey, who invests all her energy in growing her hair out instead of thinking any thoughts, has turned 14 🐱
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Hip hip, my dumbest cat Smokey, who invests all her energy in growing her hair out instead of thinking any thoughts, has turned 14 🐱
Also look at this shit on the homepage
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Also look at this shit on the homepage
Nice to walk the dog in the frost with the sun out, love these skies
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Nice to walk the dog in the frost with the sun out, love these skies
7 years of Noedel today 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
7 years of Noedel today 🥰
Found another cat, this one on New Guinea in the 50s (the other one would have been in the Netherlands in the 60s or 70s) @catsofyore.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Found another cat, this one on New Guinea in the 50s (the other one would have been in the Netherlands in the 60s or 70s) @catsofyore.bsky.social
Akke en Fietje 😸😼 @catsofyore.bsky.social en.wiktionary.org/wiki/akkefie...
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Akke en Fietje 😸😼 @catsofyore.bsky.social en.wiktionary.org/wiki/akkefie...