Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
It's not all bad, now when she farts you can get pages from Ceefax on the guff cloud
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's not all bad, now when she farts you can get pages from Ceefax on the guff cloud
Until 23rd May 1949, East Worthing Station was called Ham Bridge Halt.
True fact.
True fact.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Until 23rd May 1949, East Worthing Station was called Ham Bridge Halt.
True fact.
True fact.
I charged my cat for too long and her eyes went different colours
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I charged my cat for too long and her eyes went different colours
Fry's Five Muttons never did catch on, except for in south-west London
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fry's Five Muttons never did catch on, except for in south-west London
You have to charge them up at night, don't ask how
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You have to charge them up at night, don't ask how
If they started making them again you'd not be able to get one, my dad would buy them all.
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If they started making them again you'd not be able to get one, my dad would buy them all.
It was bloody horrifying
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It was bloody horrifying
My parents had a den in their garden one year with cubs who were incredibly sweet. Until one day one of them got pulled apart by something (foxes, presumabl) and I found its little head on the lawn.
Also, the parasites. And the zoonotic diseases.
Also, the parasites. And the zoonotic diseases.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My parents had a den in their garden one year with cubs who were incredibly sweet. Until one day one of them got pulled apart by something (foxes, presumabl) and I found its little head on the lawn.
Also, the parasites. And the zoonotic diseases.
Also, the parasites. And the zoonotic diseases.
Oh, and teams whose kit makes them look like a fox
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh, and teams whose kit makes them look like a fox
Podcast suggestion: fox special. You're only allowed to discuss:
- Football teams nicknamed The Foxes, or with "fox" in their name
- Foxes
- Fox's Biscuits
- Football teams nicknamed The Foxes, or with "fox" in their name
- Foxes
- Fox's Biscuits
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Podcast suggestion: fox special. You're only allowed to discuss:
- Football teams nicknamed The Foxes, or with "fox" in their name
- Foxes
- Fox's Biscuits
- Football teams nicknamed The Foxes, or with "fox" in their name
- Foxes
- Fox's Biscuits
But the diseases! The diseases!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
But the diseases! The diseases!
There's a woman a few streets down from us who fed her garden foxes and has now started letting them into her house. This is a definite step too far in my opinion.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There's a woman a few streets down from us who fed her garden foxes and has now started letting them into her house. This is a definite step too far in my opinion.
Probably out foraging for some m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Probably out foraging for some m...
Hepatic encephalopathy!
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hepatic encephalopathy!
This is why it took so long to figure out I had a dicky liver, so many of the symptoms aped the general effects of middle age that I didn't know any better. Until my wee turned to mead.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is why it took so long to figure out I had a dicky liver, so many of the symptoms aped the general effects of middle age that I didn't know any better. Until my wee turned to mead.
He's also in Grown Ups 2, he has great range
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He's also in Grown Ups 2, he has great range
I've heard Gwenno is going to be there too, with a bag of veg from the greengrocer
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I've heard Gwenno is going to be there too, with a bag of veg from the greengrocer
As is John Higgins, the snooker champion. I reckon he's probably slipped a cue ball into a sock once or twice.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As is John Higgins, the snooker champion. I reckon he's probably slipped a cue ball into a sock once or twice.