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Edward Carter
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Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.

Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.

Worthing, UK
Pinned
I only read Hobo Joe Comics
Incredibly makes no mention of mutton at all
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've come to the realisation that the progenitor of the internet was the Argos catalogue and Ceefax.

No-one can tell me that wasn't ultimately better, either.
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reposted by Edward Carter
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What we're the five flavours in Fry's Five Centres?

1. Liverwurst
2. Wet dog
3. Ham
4. Butter
5. Onions
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Worthing FC beat Hornchurch 5-0 this afternoon, a doubly significant result as 1. Hornchurch were league leaders this morning and 2. No-one likes them
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🎵 The first time
Ever I saw your
butt
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Reposted by Edward Carter
"Black Friday" by Picasso
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I watched the first two episodes of The Beatles Anthology yesterday and was struck by how central Ringo Starr's drums were to their early sound. He is a brilliant drummer and anyone who says otherwise is a no-ears prick.

#peaceandlove #noautographs
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Let's wrestle
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The greatest pop band ever to come out of Liverpool are The Reynolds Girls
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A Nokia 3410 with one bar of charge left
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I invested all my money in onions, how did onions get on in the budget?
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A crow that works hard for the money
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I found some footage of my butt by filming my butt.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My new jam is watching Zanardi-era CART races on YouTube, because I'm am insufferable nerd.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Got the runs
From currant buns
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hi, Penhaligon Bredren, crime scene investigator
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
90 ribs, 6 quid
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hi there, Dickie Dongus, Justice of the Peace
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Blessed be to Everton, who have given us all the prospect of some brilliant YouTube tomorrow morning. It has been far too long.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The best Britpop album is The It Girl by Sleeper and I will brook no argument
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Whatever happened to the combover?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You don't need a launderette, you can take it to the vet
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Your mum eats dog food
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Edward Carter
Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...

BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
ALT: a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM