Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Pinned
Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
· Aug 8
I only read Hobo Joe Comics
Incredibly makes no mention of mutton at all
Your weekend match is here, friends, Sutton United vs Gateshead, featuring more train chaos, 30 [THIRTY] away fans, a fox, the best match I've seen so far this season and possibly the best sunset I've seen in my entire life.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
The Weekend Match: Sutton United 4-2 Gateshead - The Turquoise Sky to Burnished Gold was Turned
It's a relegation six-pointer near the foot of the National League, and it turns out to be the best game - and the best sunset - I've seen all season.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Incredibly makes no mention of mutton at all
I've come to the realisation that the progenitor of the internet was the Argos catalogue and Ceefax.
No-one can tell me that wasn't ultimately better, either.
No-one can tell me that wasn't ultimately better, either.
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I've come to the realisation that the progenitor of the internet was the Argos catalogue and Ceefax.
No-one can tell me that wasn't ultimately better, either.
No-one can tell me that wasn't ultimately better, either.
Reposted by Edward Carter
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What we're the five flavours in Fry's Five Centres?
1. Liverwurst
2. Wet dog
3. Ham
4. Butter
5. Onions
1. Liverwurst
2. Wet dog
3. Ham
4. Butter
5. Onions
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What we're the five flavours in Fry's Five Centres?
1. Liverwurst
2. Wet dog
3. Ham
4. Butter
5. Onions
1. Liverwurst
2. Wet dog
3. Ham
4. Butter
5. Onions
Worthing FC beat Hornchurch 5-0 this afternoon, a doubly significant result as 1. Hornchurch were league leaders this morning and 2. No-one likes them
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Worthing FC beat Hornchurch 5-0 this afternoon, a doubly significant result as 1. Hornchurch were league leaders this morning and 2. No-one likes them
🎵 The first time
Ever I saw your
butt
Ever I saw your
butt
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
🎵 The first time
Ever I saw your
butt
Ever I saw your
butt
Reposted by Edward Carter
"Black Friday" by Picasso
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"Black Friday" by Picasso
I watched the first two episodes of The Beatles Anthology yesterday and was struck by how central Ringo Starr's drums were to their early sound. He is a brilliant drummer and anyone who says otherwise is a no-ears prick.
#peaceandlove #noautographs
#peaceandlove #noautographs
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I watched the first two episodes of The Beatles Anthology yesterday and was struck by how central Ringo Starr's drums were to their early sound. He is a brilliant drummer and anyone who says otherwise is a no-ears prick.
#peaceandlove #noautographs
#peaceandlove #noautographs
The greatest pop band ever to come out of Liverpool are The Reynolds Girls
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The greatest pop band ever to come out of Liverpool are The Reynolds Girls
A Nokia 3410 with one bar of charge left
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A Nokia 3410 with one bar of charge left
I invested all my money in onions, how did onions get on in the budget?
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I invested all my money in onions, how did onions get on in the budget?
A crow that works hard for the money
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A crow that works hard for the money
I found some footage of my butt by filming my butt.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I found some footage of my butt by filming my butt.
My new jam is watching Zanardi-era CART races on YouTube, because I'm am insufferable nerd.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My new jam is watching Zanardi-era CART races on YouTube, because I'm am insufferable nerd.
Got the runs
From currant buns
From currant buns
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got the runs
From currant buns
From currant buns
Hi, Penhaligon Bredren, crime scene investigator
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hi, Penhaligon Bredren, crime scene investigator
Hi there, Dickie Dongus, Justice of the Peace
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hi there, Dickie Dongus, Justice of the Peace
Blessed be to Everton, who have given us all the prospect of some brilliant YouTube tomorrow morning. It has been far too long.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Blessed be to Everton, who have given us all the prospect of some brilliant YouTube tomorrow morning. It has been far too long.
The best Britpop album is The It Girl by Sleeper and I will brook no argument
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The best Britpop album is The It Girl by Sleeper and I will brook no argument
Whatever happened to the combover?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Whatever happened to the combover?
You don't need a launderette, you can take it to the vet
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You don't need a launderette, you can take it to the vet
Your mum eats dog food
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Your mum eats dog food
Reposted by Edward Carter
Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
ALT: a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last