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"Sir, a second Joyce Carol Oates post has hit—"
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
(Women from 15 to 18 years old were legal to marry in France at the time, something something making sure teen moms could keep the baby daddy around, de stopped that since)
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Besson? A sex creep? Wow, what a bold statement! Maybe he left clues of that on one of his children's Wikipedia page. Let's find out!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanna_...
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Trop tard, je t'ai déjà représenté en wojak bourré et pleurant quand je suis le wojak sobre et sérieux
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Vous inquiétez pas la bulle va bientôt exploser (c'est moi la bulle)
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Le thème n'est pas tout à fait "la prison c'est top, tu l'as bien méritée, restes-y"
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Il faut aller à l'Envers du Bocal sinon il va encore fermer
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Je ne sais rien chef
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Chef les deux carottes sont en train de se toucher de manière répétée chef y a leurs fanes qui s'entremêlent chef j'entends des gémissements semblant sortir de nulle part mais qui m'ont l'air corrélés chef cette vision est insoutenable chef comment je fais pour ne plus l'avoir chef
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Comme ça tu t'enfiles pas la boîte en une session
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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This is horrifyingly gory in its own way, and has the advantage of being quite analogous to a real-world injury you can find pictures of!

Don't, uh, don't look up pictures of it though. Not if you want to keep your breakfast down.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by @now@n
This is, of course, a pulse laser with a relatively long pulse that allows enough time for things like thermal diffusion to happen.

Probably the most efficient way to disrupt tissue and armor with a laser weapon is using cavitation, which would be like getting hit with a powerful pressure washer.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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So you end up with a steam explosion happening *inside you*, simultaneously mechanically shredding your flesh and broiling it, leading to a rapid evacuation of shredded, partially-broiled flesh from the wound in the form of something resembling chunky salsa.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Reposted by @now@n
Y'see, combustion is a chemical reaction; oxygen *takes time* to react with fuel (like your flesh), and a pulse laser delivers its energy way too fast for your flesh to burn.

Instead, all that water in your tissue would *boil,* turning to very hot, angry steam, and very forcefully expand within.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lol it must be the caps lock
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM