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Blog avec tout dessus : https://anowan.blogspot.com/

Mes #writever d'ici : https://bsky.app/profile/doublearobase.bsky.social/post/3ktsyvpxgt22o

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Normalement quand tu finis ton yaourt tu peux sortir de table, pas de prison 😒
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"Sir, a second Joyce Carol Oates post has hit—"
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Gnome malade
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Since the guy from Quantum Leap is dropped into a new identity every episode, he as more of a claim to calling himself Doctor Who than the Doctor, who should be called Doctor When since he travels in time.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Le redemption arc ca serait que Sarkozy il réalise l’horreur des prisons françaises et décide d’utiliser tout son pouvoir d’ancien président pour militer contre l’emprisonnement.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Si vous n’êtes pas en train de vous moquer de Sarkozy, je suis désolé, mais c’est pas sûr que vous soyez vraiment français hein.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bah pas pour défendre Sarkozy mais Edmond Dantès il fait pas le Caïd en zonzon c'est l'histoire d'un homme ordinaire voire naïf victime d'un complot contre lui le djo c'est pas d'Arsène Lupin
C'est quel chapitre déjà où le Comte de Monte-Christo pleurniche que la prison c'est vraiment trop dur pour lui et que ce serait vraiment gentil si on le laissait sortir pour qu'il se repose chez lui ?
Le mec il annonçait qu’il y allait la tête haute, il chouine déjà.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
On peut regretter l'existence de moi qui nique ta mère, mais je suis là 🥰😜
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Ce matin, je vous parle d'IA générative et des personnes étrangères

2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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This is horrifyingly gory in its own way, and has the advantage of being quite analogous to a real-world injury you can find pictures of!

Don't, uh, don't look up pictures of it though. Not if you want to keep your breakfast down.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This is, of course, a pulse laser with a relatively long pulse that allows enough time for things like thermal diffusion to happen.

Probably the most efficient way to disrupt tissue and armor with a laser weapon is using cavitation, which would be like getting hit with a powerful pressure washer.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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So you end up with a steam explosion happening *inside you*, simultaneously mechanically shredding your flesh and broiling it, leading to a rapid evacuation of shredded, partially-broiled flesh from the wound in the form of something resembling chunky salsa.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Y'see, combustion is a chemical reaction; oxygen *takes time* to react with fuel (like your flesh), and a pulse laser delivers its energy way too fast for your flesh to burn.

Instead, all that water in your tissue would *boil,* turning to very hot, angry steam, and very forcefully expand within.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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It's funny how laser weapons in sci-fi are associated with "kids' shows" because of the way a lot of media historically used them as an excuse to avoid blood and gore, when the reality is that a pulse laser weapon used on a human being would be almost unbelievably gory
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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You are making up a guy online to get mad at.

I am crafting entire civilisations in my mind to fill me with rage. Empires have risen and fallen in my imagination breathing hatred into my heart and giving succour to my many grievances.

We are simply not fashioned in the same way, you and I
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ -- Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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On rappelle la règle de la chèvre : si tu baises un chèvre au second degré, ben t'as quand même baisé une chèvre
Les hommes sont vraiment beaucoup trop à l'aise avec leur misogynie "pour blaguer".

Misogynie par cynisme pour rire un peu quand nous on souffre.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Certains critiquent la couverture. Moi aussi mais parce que je veux une réédition avec celle de Pologne :
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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La victoire franche de Mamdani devrait faire réfléchir tout le monde quant à ces innombrables sondages qui font miroiter du Jordan en 2027, poussés par des éditorialistes qui collaborent avec plaisir à préparer les esprits.

Mamdani était inconnu au bataillon il y a encore un an.
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM