bingo lingfucker
@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social
36. Birmingham.
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
LEAVE ME WITH MY THINGS
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
LEAVE ME WITH MY THINGS
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
I don't even think it's that bad 😬
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I don't even think it's that bad 😬
The first single I ever bought is finally on streaming and I am THRILLED.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The first single I ever bought is finally on streaming and I am THRILLED.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
Watched The Family Stone for the first time in years and I am a MESS. But Diane Keaton proves the rule that all you need in life is a crisp white shirt and you're set.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watched The Family Stone for the first time in years and I am a MESS. But Diane Keaton proves the rule that all you need in life is a crisp white shirt and you're set.
I AM OVERCOME
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I AM OVERCOME
Today Matthew, I'm going to be a walking, talking, sweating advert
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Today Matthew, I'm going to be a walking, talking, sweating advert
TICKETS SECURED TO SEE THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
TICKETS SECURED TO SEE THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH
Name your favourite debut album
(I could say something wanky and cool but let's be honest it's the greatest debut of all fucking time)
(I could say something wanky and cool but let's be honest it's the greatest debut of all fucking time)
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Name your favourite debut album
(I could say something wanky and cool but let's be honest it's the greatest debut of all fucking time)
(I could say something wanky and cool but let's be honest it's the greatest debut of all fucking time)
I am not a well woman today and neither is my bestie. 💀
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I am not a well woman today and neither is my bestie. 💀
I found your next haircut btw
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I found your next haircut btw
New Robyn single is already my most listened to song of the year and it's been out a day 💀
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
New Robyn single is already my most listened to song of the year and it's been out a day 💀
Forgot I'd been eating sweets, thought I'd got the clap (if you get this reference I love you)
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Forgot I'd been eating sweets, thought I'd got the clap (if you get this reference I love you)
Ah but it's okay, genius past me made the appropriate playlist, as always.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ah but it's okay, genius past me made the appropriate playlist, as always.
Really must stop shopping on vinted. Who dear? Camp dear?
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Really must stop shopping on vinted. Who dear? Camp dear?
Husband working all day so I'm spending the day in PJ's listening to records and playing Mario Kart IT'S A HARD LIFE.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Husband working all day so I'm spending the day in PJ's listening to records and playing Mario Kart IT'S A HARD LIFE.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2008. Fuckin' MySpace.
2008. Fuckin' MySpace.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2008. Fuckin' MySpace.
2008. Fuckin' MySpace.
Boiler broke this week and had to replace this part which cost £500 so might frame it as frankly it's the most expensive thing in the fucking house
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Boiler broke this week and had to replace this part which cost £500 so might frame it as frankly it's the most expensive thing in the fucking house
Besties just started running the fucking New York marathon while I'm...taking the empties to the recycling 💀
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Besties just started running the fucking New York marathon while I'm...taking the empties to the recycling 💀
Ya boi's been stress eating sweets at his desk and didn't notice the 'colour changing' caption 🙃
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ya boi's been stress eating sweets at his desk and didn't notice the 'colour changing' caption 🙃
AND they're perfectly jammy
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
AND they're perfectly jammy
Just had to answer the door to the postman like this didn't I? 🙃
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Just had to answer the door to the postman like this didn't I? 🙃
I am a mature adult (also you'd think with the amount of skincare crap on my bedside table my skin would not resemble a twelve year olds but here we are)
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am a mature adult (also you'd think with the amount of skincare crap on my bedside table my skin would not resemble a twelve year olds but here we are)