bingo lingfucker
@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social
36. Birmingham.
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
Wasn't going to buy the SECOND reissue of Kylie's Christmas album but fuck me XMAS is catchy
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wasn't going to buy the SECOND reissue of Kylie's Christmas album but fuck me XMAS is catchy
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This was a belter, too.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This was a belter, too.
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
Who the fuck books haircuts at 9 on a Saturday morning? My husband, that's who.
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Who the fuck books haircuts at 9 on a Saturday morning? My husband, that's who.
My train today cost £200. I am currently sat on the floor. Also I forgot to get a fork for my floor dinner. 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My train today cost £200. I am currently sat on the floor. Also I forgot to get a fork for my floor dinner. 🙃
Genuinely concerned Google is in my fucken brain, was thinking yesterday how I haven't seen a Smol advert in ages and NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AGAIN
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Genuinely concerned Google is in my fucken brain, was thinking yesterday how I haven't seen a Smol advert in ages and NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AGAIN
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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
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HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
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Rare telephone conversation with my father. Prince Andrew's not a nonce, actually, and AI is the future. 🙃
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Rare telephone conversation with my father. Prince Andrew's not a nonce, actually, and AI is the future. 🙃
Husbands decided to clear out the under-stair cupboard and I've decided he's getting a divorce for Christmas if he asks me whether he can throw one more fucking thing out.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Husbands decided to clear out the under-stair cupboard and I've decided he's getting a divorce for Christmas if he asks me whether he can throw one more fucking thing out.
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
Obsessed with how much promo mother Cher does for her icecream brand and how little she does for literally everything else x
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Obsessed with how much promo mother Cher does for her icecream brand and how little she does for literally everything else x
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
Went to see Kill Bill part 1 & 2 merged into one long 4.5 hour long film and my general review is: they were fine as separate films guys. Tune in next week for more shockers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Went to see Kill Bill part 1 & 2 merged into one long 4.5 hour long film and my general review is: they were fine as separate films guys. Tune in next week for more shockers.
Showed my soon to be 10 year old niece my Christmas tree and she simply responded with 'that's a lot of Disney' 💀. Think we've found the answer to when is it too much.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Showed my soon to be 10 year old niece my Christmas tree and she simply responded with 'that's a lot of Disney' 💀. Think we've found the answer to when is it too much.
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The EBU and Eurovision should rot.
Israel will be allowed to compete in Eurovision 2026, the European Broadcasting Union has decided.
Consequently, Spain and the Netherlands have announced their withdrawal from the contest.
Consequently, Spain and the Netherlands have announced their withdrawal from the contest.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The EBU and Eurovision should rot.
Will never understand the people who moan about Christmas music in stores. I worked full time in retail stores for well over a decade and I could never get enough of it.
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Will never understand the people who moan about Christmas music in stores. I worked full time in retail stores for well over a decade and I could never get enough of it.
Just realised Cher isn't in my Top 5 on Spotify this year. Walking into traffic, bye.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
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December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just realised Cher isn't in my Top 5 on Spotify this year. Walking into traffic, bye.
Finally managed to get something I've been working on for over a year sorted and have been rewarded with a FUCKING MIGRAINE
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Finally managed to get something I've been working on for over a year sorted and have been rewarded with a FUCKING MIGRAINE
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
Pillion was very good but my main takeaway is Alexander Skarsgard eats pizza like a fuckin psychopath.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pillion was very good but my main takeaway is Alexander Skarsgard eats pizza like a fuckin psychopath.
In a bid to become even more fucking unbearable, I have just spent some vouchers I got on...a vlogging camera 💀
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In a bid to become even more fucking unbearable, I have just spent some vouchers I got on...a vlogging camera 💀
The first single I ever bought is finally on streaming and I am THRILLED.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The first single I ever bought is finally on streaming and I am THRILLED.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.
I may have invented this but I'm sure Patrick Wolf was in the childrens choir on this so I can say I have been a fan FOREVER.