Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Cosplayer. Lefty lawyer. Comics & comics criticism. Warhammer 40k. Pointy eared jerk. Raging homo. Host of The Clone Conspiracy Podcast.
He/Him.🏳️🌈 🐶
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Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Throwback to getting ready for NYCC last month, and freezing my cubes off as Iceman/Bobby Drake, the COOLEST of the O5 X-Men.
BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
getting sentenced to death at the explicit direction of the President because once, at 16, I said on Facebook that Rush Hour 3 “sucked shit”
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
getting sentenced to death at the explicit direction of the President because once, at 16, I said on Facebook that Rush Hour 3 “sucked shit”
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
There is a certain kind of person whose whole thing is just complaining about everything.
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There is a certain kind of person whose whole thing is just complaining about everything.
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
huge week for the “fun but wildly irresponsible/used as a bad example” uncle community
There was a prompt on IG about “cosplays you rarely see anyone else do” and this is an excuse to repost severely unstable X-Men character Vulcan/Gabriel Summers
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
huge week for the “fun but wildly irresponsible/used as a bad example” uncle community
This is an illegal search of my bag by the managing partner
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is an illegal search of my bag by the managing partner
As an elfin (former) twink, I do not trust this guy.
I know what our people are capable of.
I know what our people are capable of.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As an elfin (former) twink, I do not trust this guy.
I know what our people are capable of.
I know what our people are capable of.
Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
The [REDACTED NUMBER OF YEARS] anniversary of my first Marvel cosplay (Wiccan) + the new Wiccan design being unveiled = successfully rage baiting me into finally doing Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan after years of saying I wouldn’t
(Javier Rodriguez)
(Javier Rodriguez)
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The [REDACTED NUMBER OF YEARS] anniversary of my first Marvel cosplay (Wiccan) + the new Wiccan design being unveiled = successfully rage baiting me into finally doing Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan after years of saying I wouldn’t
(Javier Rodriguez)
(Javier Rodriguez)
We love the permanent revolution, don’t we, folks? People say to me, “Sir, sir a revolution whose every successive stage is rooted in the preceding one can end only in the complete liquidation of class society.” With tears in their eyes, folks.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We love the permanent revolution, don’t we, folks? People say to me, “Sir, sir a revolution whose every successive stage is rooted in the preceding one can end only in the complete liquidation of class society.” With tears in their eyes, folks.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
Many issues with post-OMD Spider-Man, but Guggenheim introducing the extended Reilly family as mean South Boston Irish Catholics is just perfect.
(ASM Annual #36)
(ASM Annual #36)
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Many issues with post-OMD Spider-Man, but Guggenheim introducing the extended Reilly family as mean South Boston Irish Catholics is just perfect.
(ASM Annual #36)
(ASM Annual #36)
Every single D&D group I’ve played in:
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every single D&D group I’ve played in:
Bought a bunch of fabric to make a cape for a 2026 cosplay and, wow, I forgot how much I fucking hate making capes
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bought a bunch of fabric to make a cape for a 2026 cosplay and, wow, I forgot how much I fucking hate making capes
Wiccan embracing his roots (wealthy white New York gay) by adopting a mullet and ill-fitting $400 giant pants
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wiccan embracing his roots (wealthy white New York gay) by adopting a mullet and ill-fitting $400 giant pants
Reposted by Scott Free
i took this pic for @scottfree.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i took this pic for @scottfree.bsky.social
Batman - both the character and the franchise - would have been better off if “The Dark Knight Returns” had never been published.
I’m so bored
What’s your most controversial comic opinion?
What’s your most controversial comic opinion?
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Batman - both the character and the franchise - would have been better off if “The Dark Knight Returns” had never been published.
Caveat that I have not done any criminal law since passing the Bar years ago, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what you’re supposed to do
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Caveat that I have not done any criminal law since passing the Bar years ago, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what you’re supposed to do
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Hellfire Gala Spider-Man at LACC.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hellfire Gala Spider-Man at LACC.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Reposted by Scott Free
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mr. Bailey, sir, if you like annoying voiced weirdos who you can stick a hand in, I am -
*a giant hook pulls me offstage*
*a giant hook pulls me offstage*
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mr. Bailey, sir, if you like annoying voiced weirdos who you can stick a hand in, I am -
*a giant hook pulls me offstage*
*a giant hook pulls me offstage*
Hellfire Gala Spider-Man at LACC.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hellfire Gala Spider-Man at LACC.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Posted this on my IG story for some cosplay prompt and, wow, it really reminded me how much I miss Krakoa as an X-Men concept AND a broader Marvel concept.
Reposted by Scott Free
I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
ME: This can’t be the same brain that used to do calculus.
MY BRAIN: It is.
ME: Then why can’t I remember this basic fact?
MY BRAIN: All the drug use, plus screen time, alcohol, and getting hit in the head.
ME: Damn.
MY BRAIN: Yeah. Anyways, here’s some random unrelated thoughts about Batman.
MY BRAIN: It is.
ME: Then why can’t I remember this basic fact?
MY BRAIN: All the drug use, plus screen time, alcohol, and getting hit in the head.
ME: Damn.
MY BRAIN: Yeah. Anyways, here’s some random unrelated thoughts about Batman.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
ME: This can’t be the same brain that used to do calculus.
MY BRAIN: It is.
ME: Then why can’t I remember this basic fact?
MY BRAIN: All the drug use, plus screen time, alcohol, and getting hit in the head.
ME: Damn.
MY BRAIN: Yeah. Anyways, here’s some random unrelated thoughts about Batman.
MY BRAIN: It is.
ME: Then why can’t I remember this basic fact?
MY BRAIN: All the drug use, plus screen time, alcohol, and getting hit in the head.
ME: Damn.
MY BRAIN: Yeah. Anyways, here’s some random unrelated thoughts about Batman.
We only get sixty sweet, noggy days. Then the damn government takes it away again.
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We only get sixty sweet, noggy days. Then the damn government takes it away again.