Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Cosplayer. Lefty lawyer. Comics & comics criticism. Warhammer 40k. Pointy eared jerk. Raging homo. Host of The Clone Conspiracy Podcast.
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Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
· Jul 13
“We’re the new X-Men.”
-Quentin Quire, New X-Men (vol. 1) 125
It’s a Riot, babes @theuncannyexp.bsky.social
-Quentin Quire, New X-Men (vol. 1) 125
It’s a Riot, babes @theuncannyexp.bsky.social
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SPIDER-MAN: How are you doing, Flash?
FLASH THOMPSON: Being Anti-Venom is kind of cool. The symbiote storing itself up my butt took some getting used to, but you get used to it.
SPIDER-MAN: Flash, I don’t think it has to be stored up your -
FLASH: I don’t tell you how to do your job, Pete.
FLASH THOMPSON: Being Anti-Venom is kind of cool. The symbiote storing itself up my butt took some getting used to, but you get used to it.
SPIDER-MAN: Flash, I don’t think it has to be stored up your -
FLASH: I don’t tell you how to do your job, Pete.
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
SPIDER-MAN: How are you doing, Flash?
FLASH THOMPSON: Being Anti-Venom is kind of cool. The symbiote storing itself up my butt took some getting used to, but you get used to it.
SPIDER-MAN: Flash, I don’t think it has to be stored up your -
FLASH: I don’t tell you how to do your job, Pete.
FLASH THOMPSON: Being Anti-Venom is kind of cool. The symbiote storing itself up my butt took some getting used to, but you get used to it.
SPIDER-MAN: Flash, I don’t think it has to be stored up your -
FLASH: I don’t tell you how to do your job, Pete.
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BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
One of the possible, long-standing readings of Heathcliff in “Wuthering Heights” is that he’s Irish, and that lets me use this
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
One of the possible, long-standing readings of Heathcliff in “Wuthering Heights” is that he’s Irish, and that lets me use this
Once again: “Rock the Casbah” is the most romantic song of all time.
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Once again: “Rock the Casbah” is the most romantic song of all time.
A fun Winter Olympics game is sewing which sports were created for fun and which sports were created by Northern Europeans in the 18th century to train their soldiers for arctic warfare against Russia
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
A fun Winter Olympics game is sewing which sports were created for fun and which sports were created by Northern Europeans in the 18th century to train their soldiers for arctic warfare against Russia
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NIGHTCRAWLER: Warren, you’re one of the original X-Men. After all those years of trauma, how do you sleep at night?
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
NIGHTCRAWLER: Warren, you’re one of the original X-Men. After all those years of trauma, how do you sleep at night?
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
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My favorite detail about Angel’s massive bedroom in his massive Colorado chalet* is that he and Candy Southern sleep under what appears to be a painting of…Warren.
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My favorite detail about Angel’s massive bedroom in his massive Colorado chalet* is that he and Candy Southern sleep under what appears to be a painting of…Warren.
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
My favorite detail about Angel’s massive bedroom in his massive Colorado chalet* is that he and Candy Southern sleep under what appears to be a painting of…Warren.
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My favorite detail about Angel’s massive bedroom in his massive Colorado chalet* is that he and Candy Southern sleep under what appears to be a painting of…Warren.
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
*(the Aerie from Defenders, X-Factor, Uncanny X-Force, and random X-Men comics)
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
It is 2004 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2019 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2026 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2019 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2026 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It is 2004 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2019 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2026 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2019 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
It is 2026 and Tim Drake is retiring as Robin.
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A Turkish darkwave band I love, She Past Away, just released their new album, “Mizantrop”, and I am once again reminded that I don’t speak Turkish
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
A Turkish darkwave band I love, She Past Away, just released their new album, “Mizantrop”, and I am once again reminded that I don’t speak Turkish
I can tell that the pre-workout has kicked in when it feels like my skeleton is going to vibrate out of my mouth and escape the flesh-prison.
Then it’s go-time.
Then it’s go-time.
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I can tell that the pre-workout has kicked in when it feels like my skeleton is going to vibrate out of my mouth and escape the flesh-prison.
Then it’s go-time.
Then it’s go-time.
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Just some random painting of queer Joy and tenderness for no reason other than visibility.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just some random painting of queer Joy and tenderness for no reason other than visibility.
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BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
FRIEND: So are we going go talk about the cursed amulet that’s clearly corrupting you?
ME: The amulet speaks with the voice of Great Set, Lord of the Smokeless Fire. And he says that maybe you should shut up and realise that this nagging behavior is why you’re still single, Kyle.
ME: The amulet speaks with the voice of Great Set, Lord of the Smokeless Fire. And he says that maybe you should shut up and realise that this nagging behavior is why you’re still single, Kyle.
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
FRIEND: So are we going go talk about the cursed amulet that’s clearly corrupting you?
ME: The amulet speaks with the voice of Great Set, Lord of the Smokeless Fire. And he says that maybe you should shut up and realise that this nagging behavior is why you’re still single, Kyle.
ME: The amulet speaks with the voice of Great Set, Lord of the Smokeless Fire. And he says that maybe you should shut up and realise that this nagging behavior is why you’re still single, Kyle.
Realistically, I’ve come to accept that the only way I’ll win an Olympic medal is if they reintroduce some of those weird pre-WWI gentlemen’s sports like croquet or owning a really really big boat
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Realistically, I’ve come to accept that the only way I’ll win an Olympic medal is if they reintroduce some of those weird pre-WWI gentlemen’s sports like croquet or owning a really really big boat
Bad Bunny, if you need to slap an aged out ex-twink and spit in his mouth, I am available
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Bad Bunny, if you need to slap an aged out ex-twink and spit in his mouth, I am available
Drug addict with gambling problem terrorizes desert.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Drug addict with gambling problem terrorizes desert.
People are very hot for Angel. Interesting.
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
People are very hot for Angel. Interesting.
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Fuck these fucking thieves
Anthropic Knew the Public Would Be Disgusted by How It Was Destroying Physical Books, Secret Documents Reveal
Newly unsealed documents suggest that Anthropic was well aware that destroying books to train its AI would look bad.
futurism.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Fuck these fucking thieves
NIGHTCRAWLER: Warren, you’re one of the original X-Men. After all those years of trauma, how do you sleep at night?
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
NIGHTCRAWLER: Warren, you’re one of the original X-Men. After all those years of trauma, how do you sleep at night?
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
ANGEL: On top of a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful people.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Yikes.
The undersuits for Angel and Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan arrived, kitten, so now daddy has to spiral as he tries to squeeze into a ton of spandex for the first time since October
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The undersuits for Angel and Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan arrived, kitten, so now daddy has to spiral as he tries to squeeze into a ton of spandex for the first time since October