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(♌️♍️♏️) I don’t fix typos, you know what I meant. Skateboarding, wrestling, astrology, general tomfoolery
lol I bet so. Back to getting cheap chiefs merch
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A friend who quit skating a decade ago sent me clips from a trick tip I was going to upload to YouTube (as was popular at the time) and I edited them together last night. Hadn’t seen these before and theyre better than I remember 😂 Gotta be from 2013/2014
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I asked my tarot cards how getting skate clips will go today and they p much told me to get fucked and get over it.

(10 of Swords suggests an inescapable failure, six of swords suggests my problems are almost done)
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tricks in the upcoming video: 0
Jokes in the group chat: infinite
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Completely serious, but the last run of the Reynolds 3s are the warmest and best snow shoes I have
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can I say something as a mid-range Millennial? I absolutely hated when songs were chopped & screwed. It rarely sounded good to me and was just annoying
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Scrolling FB and saw a picture of this classmate I hadn’t thought of in years. Thought it was a catfish because it’s an old pic and she’s been dead for maybe 8 years. Turns out it’s her dad’s FB and she’s been his profile pic since she passed. Damn.
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bumped into an old friend at the store, he said he was just wasting time, so I said “While the wife shops around?” And he said they’ve been separated for 6 months and she’s pushing for alimony. WHOOPS, guess I’ll just fuck off
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ginwoo’s part was cool and all but he used a song that was already used in my homie’s video back in 2006 so that’s a hard pass for me.
December 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All 3 SOTY front runners did a Wallenberg trick but only one did an El Toro trick so that probably answers the SOTY question
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I know fresh drywall HATES to see a new Chris Joslin part coming.
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Teaser dropped for the new local video and… ngl I am not feeling the trailer at all. That did not get me hyped at all but I believe in his vision
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I love being able to hold a physical version of my jokes I wish print journalism was real 😢
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trigger warning for this new episode of Welcome To Derry: this shit ain’t fun anymore.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I forgot all about this spot for years. Classic Midwest style spot where it’s just completely shit but also as good as it gets
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The speed at which the Japanese have taken over contest skating is insane. In the last half decade they’ve taken it from the Brazilians almost completely but with different styles of tricks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hand fed this brat for an hour. It got to the point that she wouldn’t drink the water unless that was spoon fed too
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Happy Wife, Happy Life” has become bastardized by bitterness when in actuality it means happiness can be found in doing things WITH not just FOR your spouse.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There’s a trend on TikTok that asks what song at Studio 54 would have gotten you to try coke and fr I’d have been zooted before I got there. I did coke for the first time at 16 when my B-I-L woke me up from a nap and said “Try this”, fr I do not make smart choices.

*FTR weed gives me anxiety now*
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Another $200 to the vet to tell us they don’t know why she won’t eat.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Getting emotional listening to Nickleback
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If the Universe were fair I’d have been born soon enough to be in a 90s nu-Metal band.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Found my first grey hair. This is it, I’m middle aged
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Made very low effort astrology memes based on the first thoughts I had in mind ft Dom and Liv.
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cnacer
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM