This is really great stuff, Rodger.

Sports can just be fun for no reason! They don’t have to mean something! The guys get paid now so it doesn’t feel personally scummy!

It’s Canadian Atlanta (it’s not but it’s great). Make sure you call your folks

That was the B side of the Harvester of Sorrow Single I believe

This whole post was about you basically so I’m just thankful you approve

In my defense I shouted it in the general direction of my wife of 10 years after willing a game of darts and she thought it was pretty good (she also was drinking grape apes and I’m about 99.9% sure she doesn’t know it’s a line from Big Pimpin)

Not for nothing never happen I’ll be forever mackin (which is also what I was shouting at the bar last night after a handful of grape apes)

Oh Jesus cause he’s a man. He’s 40. Sorry.

Again, deeply hungover

Listen, given some of Gundy’s views I’m guessing half of his family has diabetes for a very different reason than mine

Did you know grape apes taste like grape kool aid? I didn’t. I love grape kool aid. If it weren’t for 1/2 of my family tree having diabetes I would drink 8 a day. 8 kools aid

Yeah I got a hangover at 4:15 pm. I was drinking grape apes till 1am and lead a very successful work
call at 9:30. I’m fucking 40 guys.