Douglas Fir
@douglasfir.bsky.social
Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
My dirty secret is that I haven’t watched more than 20 minutes of Army-Navy since maybe high school.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My dirty secret is that I haven’t watched more than 20 minutes of Army-Navy since maybe high school.
My dad took me to see “Down to Earth” starring Chris Rock at the Mall of America at midnight the day it opened. It was incredible.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My dad took me to see “Down to Earth” starring Chris Rock at the Mall of America at midnight the day it opened. It was incredible.
Do I only post about hangovers on this app? I guess that’s the only time I want liberal sympathy?
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do I only post about hangovers on this app? I guess that’s the only time I want liberal sympathy?
Dramatically pulling on my layers in front of a mirror while listening to “I robot” (the title track of Alan Parson’s “I robot”) as I prepare to shovel the bottom of my driveway with a hangover because I understand that the only true human motivation is main character energy
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dramatically pulling on my layers in front of a mirror while listening to “I robot” (the title track of Alan Parson’s “I robot”) as I prepare to shovel the bottom of my driveway with a hangover because I understand that the only true human motivation is main character energy
Mn Orchestra is doing Amadeus (the movie) with a live orchestra in January 2027 and you motherfuckers wont be able to tell me NOTHING that week
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mn Orchestra is doing Amadeus (the movie) with a live orchestra in January 2027 and you motherfuckers wont be able to tell me NOTHING that week
It’s that thing where you’re listening to Spotify and “Jesus children of America” comes on shuffle and you let out a “woo” in the office cause it’s simply too fucking hot to stay silent
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s that thing where you’re listening to Spotify and “Jesus children of America” comes on shuffle and you let out a “woo” in the office cause it’s simply too fucking hot to stay silent
Nobody rallies from a tremendous Chicago symphony orchestra hangover like Doug Fir, but I may be getting too old for this shit
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nobody rallies from a tremendous Chicago symphony orchestra hangover like Doug Fir, but I may be getting too old for this shit
I’m not saying I blast the MOST cypress hill of anyone in the finance sector, but I bet I’m top 10th percentile
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m not saying I blast the MOST cypress hill of anyone in the finance sector, but I bet I’m top 10th percentile
Man I almost just got drilled by a delivery driver making a sudden right across the protected bike lane on Hennepin. Still trying to figure out how he accelerated into almost taking me out
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Man I almost just got drilled by a delivery driver making a sudden right across the protected bike lane on Hennepin. Still trying to figure out how he accelerated into almost taking me out
Gophers have played 4 B1G home games, gone 4-0, and looked absolutely terrible in three of them 😂
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gophers have played 4 B1G home games, gone 4-0, and looked absolutely terrible in three of them 😂
I need a therapist but one that I only talk to about Muse
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I need a therapist but one that I only talk to about Muse
The weather has officially turned to “adding John Denver’s “Annie’s song” to my biking to work Spotify mix” weather, for those keeping track
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The weather has officially turned to “adding John Denver’s “Annie’s song” to my biking to work Spotify mix” weather, for those keeping track
Tomorrow will make me miss the B1G West because whooo boy would we have a mediocre/good team excited about Indy tomorrow night.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tomorrow will make me miss the B1G West because whooo boy would we have a mediocre/good team excited about Indy tomorrow night.
Today was not a day for biking, but there I was, 7 miles straight southeast from my house. Jesus CHRIST.
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today was not a day for biking, but there I was, 7 miles straight southeast from my house. Jesus CHRIST.
We are gonna miss this dude when he is done playing, man. The best.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We are gonna miss this dude when he is done playing, man. The best.
I’ve updated my outlook on Nebraska-Minnesota to be the same outlook at I’ve had on this season for Nebraska in general.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve updated my outlook on Nebraska-Minnesota to be the same outlook at I’ve had on this season for Nebraska in general.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Reposted by Douglas Fir
In honor of @chairtrophy.bsky.social Week, here is a piece I wrote this summer on the origins of the Minnesota - Nebraska rivalry, the birth (and death) of the original Chair Trophy, and some of the craziest games in the series.
www.si.com/college/nebr...
www.si.com/college/nebr...
Dave Feit’s Greatest Huskers by the Numbers: 47 – Charley Brock
The deep roots of Nebraska football's rivalry with Minnesota, plus a Husker with a big secret.
www.si.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In honor of @chairtrophy.bsky.social Week, here is a piece I wrote this summer on the origins of the Minnesota - Nebraska rivalry, the birth (and death) of the original Chair Trophy, and some of the craziest games in the series.
www.si.com/college/nebr...
www.si.com/college/nebr...
There should be a long German word for when your buddy dies and you’re kind of just getting through it in that sort of numb existence that is so 2025 and then Sufjan Stevens’ “Casmir Pulaski Day” come up on shuffle.
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There should be a long German word for when your buddy dies and you’re kind of just getting through it in that sort of numb existence that is so 2025 and then Sufjan Stevens’ “Casmir Pulaski Day” come up on shuffle.
Also, BURNie Budman
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
#Gophers-only edition
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Also, BURNie Budman
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
#Gophers-only edition
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
Billy Vapier? No. It works but it’s wrong for all the wrong reasons.
Will Muskdank?
Nick Fadin?
Mike Bobo
Chill Curry?
Will Muskdank?
Nick Fadin?
Mike Bobo
Chill Curry?
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
The song “New Slang” by the Shins is 24 years old, which simply cannot be because all my young hipster peers love that song.
September 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The song “New Slang” by the Shins is 24 years old, which simply cannot be because all my young hipster peers love that song.
Reposted by Douglas Fir
Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN
Reposted by Douglas Fir
Every signature in Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book was real except for Donald Trump's, which was forged. Just like every Republican victory in 2020 was real but Donald Trump's loss was rigged. Why is that so hard for the Left to understand?
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every signature in Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book was real except for Donald Trump's, which was forged. Just like every Republican victory in 2020 was real but Donald Trump's loss was rigged. Why is that so hard for the Left to understand?
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
@rugbykino.bsky.social hi Cian. Welcome to the pain of Gopher football.
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@rugbykino.bsky.social hi Cian. Welcome to the pain of Gopher football.