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Matt. Wide-Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, and a responsible society. The Union Forever.
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With new seasons starting I’m refreshing my sports tattoo commitment.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
5-year old had a concert at school tonight, lasted 30 minutes.
It was -1 when we went in, -10 when we left. Might later up like Steve Bannon tomorrow.
It was -1 when we went in, -10 when we left. Might later up like Steve Bannon tomorrow.
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
5-year old had a concert at school tonight, lasted 30 minutes.
It was -1 when we went in, -10 when we left. Might later up like Steve Bannon tomorrow.
It was -1 when we went in, -10 when we left. Might later up like Steve Bannon tomorrow.
God damn it my thumbs are just shitting out typos tonight
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
God damn it my thumbs are just shitting out typos tonight
Maybe if the Timberwolves and the Wild said something about th shit going on around here they’d win again, idk
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Maybe if the Timberwolves and the Wild said something about th shit going on around here they’d win again, idk
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I would like you all to know that I made the internet video film this quote came from 20 years ago, and I am proud of it.
Koko! KOKO! It is I, Vincent Price. The actor
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I would like you all to know that I made the internet video film this quote came from 20 years ago, and I am proud of it.
I was certainly naive but I’m not sure I’d say I was “hopeful”
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I was certainly naive but I’m not sure I’d say I was “hopeful”
Good for Paige, incredible move.
Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Good for Paige, incredible move.
You proud, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? You wouldn’t whip the membership and now we’ve got to rely on the Senate. They’re kidnapping kids and beating the shit out of people.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You proud, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? You wouldn’t whip the membership and now we’ve got to rely on the Senate. They’re kidnapping kids and beating the shit out of people.
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Hey all, these are good folks. If you can, send them positivity and love.
One of the taco trucks who serves on our patio (not the tues/fri, but more irregularly) reached out. The owner & his family have been unable to work for over a month and are struggling. We have confirmed this venmo. If you want to “buy lunch” from them, please do.
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Hey all, these are good folks. If you can, send them positivity and love.
AGAIN, up the fucking Toffees.
CARNEY, responding to Trump:
“Canada doesn’t live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian.” 🇨🇦
“Canada doesn’t live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian.” 🇨🇦
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
AGAIN, up the fucking Toffees.
No to Klobuchar.
Nobuchar.
Nobuchar.
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
No to Klobuchar.
Nobuchar.
Nobuchar.
Incredible analogy, I presume he went on to talk about landing the Hindenburg of International Diplomacy.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Incredible analogy, I presume he went on to talk about landing the Hindenburg of International Diplomacy.
Wind just blew my dog over while she was trying to pee, have fun out there ICE
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Wind just blew my dog over while she was trying to pee, have fun out there ICE
Finding myself singing “Come Out Ye Black and Tans” to myself a lot
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Finding myself singing “Come Out Ye Black and Tans” to myself a lot
Look for the helpers (idiot Feds gassing themselves by accident)
submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Look for the helpers (idiot Feds gassing themselves by accident)
He looks like the human version of my fist car when I was 16
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He looks like the human version of my fist car when I was 16
HORN GUN
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
HORN GUN
Minnesota native John Madden
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Minnesota native John Madden
Also true for Rochester, it turns out. My favorite local is closing tomorrow and I guarantee every commenter giving them shit has never been there.
The “your (bar/pub/brewery/restaurant) is dead to me” comments on Facebook for places closing tomorrow all come from people who fill their diaper if they get closer to MSP than, say, Lonsdale.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Also true for Rochester, it turns out. My favorite local is closing tomorrow and I guarantee every commenter giving them shit has never been there.
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
Maybe tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Maybe tomorrow.
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I don't think most reporting will to cover the scope of how people are fighting back until this is over. A good number of people are doing things that don't involve going outside and a very significant number ain't publicly saying shit about who they're helping and how
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I don't think most reporting will to cover the scope of how people are fighting back until this is over. A good number of people are doing things that don't involve going outside and a very significant number ain't publicly saying shit about who they're helping and how
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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We will allow non-Minnesotans to post one (1) piece of unsolicited advice about what we should be doing right now upon evidence that you have made at least a three-figure donation www.standwithminnesota.com
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January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
We will allow non-Minnesotans to post one (1) piece of unsolicited advice about what we should be doing right now upon evidence that you have made at least a three-figure donation www.standwithminnesota.com
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listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.