We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Biffsters
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Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, and a responsible society. The Union Forever.
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With new seasons starting I’m refreshing my sports tattoo commitment.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
God, Lane, we know Jesus Christ.
well, there it is. not even waiting for the 9am meeting before Thamel and co. hit publish
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Sources: Kiffin likely to sign with LSU on Sunday
Sources told ESPN late Saturday that the expectation is LSU, a day after its regular season ended, will hire Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin, 50, on Sunday as its new coach, and that the deal will cover se...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
God, Lane, we know Jesus Christ.
14 years of non-stop shit from Badger fans. People at work, people from high school, randos I ran into at tailgates and the stadium.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
14 years of non-stop shit from Badger fans. People at work, people from high school, randos I ran into at tailgates and the stadium.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
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OMG I forgot we kinda had a Scott Frost Day today (kept it close then spectacularly shit the bed)
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
OMG I forgot we kinda had a Scott Frost Day today (kept it close then spectacularly shit the bed)
Nevada stopped wearing the blindinly shiny silver helments and lost the mandate of God
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nevada stopped wearing the blindinly shiny silver helments and lost the mandate of God
Hell yeah San Jose State give us a solid end of day game
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hell yeah San Jose State give us a solid end of day game
Duke and UVA have to play Lane Kiffin for the ACC Title (I think)
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Duke and UVA have to play Lane Kiffin for the ACC Title (I think)
There was a time I kinda liked Auburn and what the hell was I thinking?
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
There was a time I kinda liked Auburn and what the hell was I thinking?
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DJ Merkin
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
DJ Merkin
After accepting LSU’s offer, Lane Kiffin has accepted Ole Miss’s offer and LSU is now responsible for his buyout.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
After accepting LSU’s offer, Lane Kiffin has accepted Ole Miss’s offer and LSU is now responsible for his buyout.
Am I going to have Midnight Nachos tonight?
Midnachos?
Midnachos?
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Am I going to have Midnight Nachos tonight?
Midnachos?
Midnachos?
My joy will not be dampened by the vocal minority of Wild fans whose primary purpose seems to be to shit on them at every opportunity.
They went 11-1-2 in November. Congratulations, you’re very edgy.
They went 11-1-2 in November. Congratulations, you’re very edgy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My joy will not be dampened by the vocal minority of Wild fans whose primary purpose seems to be to shit on them at every opportunity.
They went 11-1-2 in November. Congratulations, you’re very edgy.
They went 11-1-2 in November. Congratulations, you’re very edgy.
Well that #MNWild win streak had to end eventually but it’s a real bummer it came to Buffalo.
OTOH, it’s a win for us without that fluke off Zuc’s glove. Sleep it off, come out fighting.
OTOH, it’s a win for us without that fluke off Zuc’s glove. Sleep it off, come out fighting.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Well that #MNWild win streak had to end eventually but it’s a real bummer it came to Buffalo.
OTOH, it’s a win for us without that fluke off Zuc’s glove. Sleep it off, come out fighting.
OTOH, it’s a win for us without that fluke off Zuc’s glove. Sleep it off, come out fighting.
Bert Bielema looks like some kind of evil monk in this…whatever he’s wearing
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bert Bielema looks like some kind of evil monk in this…whatever he’s wearing
What if we built a team purely out of interceptions?
a man adjusts his helmet in front of a sign that reads cam newton
ALT: a man adjusts his helmet in front of a sign that reads cam newton
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What if we built a team purely out of interceptions?
I need a college football program to do a reverse-Ted Lasso. This is the perfect season for it. Erik Ten Hag to LSU.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need a college football program to do a reverse-Ted Lasso. This is the perfect season for it. Erik Ten Hag to LSU.
Nick Rolovich is wearing leaves around his neck because he thinks it’ll keep the 5G away
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nick Rolovich is wearing leaves around his neck because he thinks it’ll keep the 5G away
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**clears throat**
BILL BELICHICK BALL GAG
BILL BELICHICK BALL GAG
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
**clears throat**
BILL BELICHICK BALL GAG
BILL BELICHICK BALL GAG
I have been named LSU’s new coach
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have been named LSU’s new coach
DJ Merkin
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
DJ Merkin
Lane Kiffin is working the flat top at Waffle House
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lane Kiffin is working the flat top at Waffle House
Oh also go Vancouver (MLS edition)
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh also go Vancouver (MLS edition)