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Matt. Wide-Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, and a responsible society. The Union Forever.
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With new seasons starting I’m refreshing my sports tattoo commitment.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
Maybe tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Maybe tomorrow.
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I don't think most reporting will to cover the scope of how people are fighting back until this is over. A good number of people are doing things that don't involve going outside and a very significant number ain't publicly saying shit about who they're helping and how
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I don't think most reporting will to cover the scope of how people are fighting back until this is over. A good number of people are doing things that don't involve going outside and a very significant number ain't publicly saying shit about who they're helping and how
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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We will allow non-Minnesotans to post one (1) piece of unsolicited advice about what we should be doing right now upon evidence that you have made at least a three-figure donation www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
We will allow non-Minnesotans to post one (1) piece of unsolicited advice about what we should be doing right now upon evidence that you have made at least a three-figure donation www.standwithminnesota.com
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listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
I’ve been driving around northern Mississippi for two days and I’ve seen more Confederate flags in MINNESOTA this year than I have here.
Saw more confederate flags outside of Albany, NY than Albany, GA
I saw as many Confederate flags in my one trip to Orange County NY as I ever have in any trip through the South.
And WAY more in rural PA.
And WAY more in rural PA.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I’ve been driving around northern Mississippi for two days and I’ve seen more Confederate flags in MINNESOTA this year than I have here.
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In the last year of his life my grandpa started to mentally check-out. This was around the time the Metrodome was no longer in use but not yet torn down.
He was convinced, against all evidence to the contrary, that the Dome would be left intact so the Twins could play there on rain days. 1/x
He was convinced, against all evidence to the contrary, that the Dome would be left intact so the Twins could play there on rain days. 1/x
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
In the last year of his life my grandpa started to mentally check-out. This was around the time the Metrodome was no longer in use but not yet torn down.
He was convinced, against all evidence to the contrary, that the Dome would be left intact so the Twins could play there on rain days. 1/x
He was convinced, against all evidence to the contrary, that the Dome would be left intact so the Twins could play there on rain days. 1/x
Listen I appreciate the support but “use your Congress to fix this” is an incredible sentence I just read from someone overseas.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Listen I appreciate the support but “use your Congress to fix this” is an incredible sentence I just read from someone overseas.
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Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Good morning. My new self-improvement plan for 2026 is incorporating “Lean-To Of The Mind” into my daily vocabulary.
Your lived experience is one thing, Ryan…but what of my shoddily constructed Lean-To Of The Mind?
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Good morning. My new self-improvement plan for 2026 is incorporating “Lean-To Of The Mind” into my daily vocabulary.
Up the fucking Toffees
🇨🇦PM Carney just schooled our cowardly European leaders at #Davos. This speech was clearly aimed at them:
"We must actively take on the world as it is, not wait around for a world we wish to be."
"What does it mean for middle powers to live the truth? First it means naming reality..." (🧵1/6)
"We must actively take on the world as it is, not wait around for a world we wish to be."
"What does it mean for middle powers to live the truth? First it means naming reality..." (🧵1/6)
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Up the fucking Toffees
There was news I was hoping to wake up to and this is definitely not it.
🚨BREAKING! - Jack Grealish will be out for 3 months with a stress fracture in his foot
(Source - Fabrizio Romano )
(Source - Fabrizio Romano )
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
There was news I was hoping to wake up to and this is definitely not it.
Wait so is the President on a bus to Union Station?
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Wait so is the President on a bus to Union Station?
Heading to bed but I just want to say thank you to the state of *checks notes* Mississippi(?!) for boosting my spirits the past couple days.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Heading to bed but I just want to say thank you to the state of *checks notes* Mississippi(?!) for boosting my spirits the past couple days.
*extreme Minnesota accent*
Hotty Toddy
Hotty Toddy
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
*extreme Minnesota accent*
Hotty Toddy
Hotty Toddy
Oxford, Mississippi does not suck
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Oxford, Mississippi does not suck
Peering through his comically large glasses, Bovino continued:
“I mean, Donald Trump think about it all the time.”
“I mean, Donald Trump think about it all the time.”
Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Peering through his comically large glasses, Bovino continued:
“I mean, Donald Trump think about it all the time.”
“I mean, Donald Trump think about it all the time.”
Ah well if there’s one person who certainly has the charisma and appeal to get supporters off the couch in support of this extremely unpopular occupation it’s JD Vance.
*a giant shephard’s crook appears from offstage and drags me away*
*a giant shephard’s crook appears from offstage and drags me away*
If J.D. Vance is really visiting here tomorrow to visit the church that got protested because the pastor (get this) is also running the ICE field office in town, you know that this ethnic cleansing campaign is running out of juice. Trump is making J.D. wear and own it.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Ah well if there’s one person who certainly has the charisma and appeal to get supporters off the couch in support of this extremely unpopular occupation it’s JD Vance.
*a giant shephard’s crook appears from offstage and drags me away*
*a giant shephard’s crook appears from offstage and drags me away*
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
She Bodø on my Man City ‘til I Glimt
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
She Bodø on my Man City ‘til I Glimt
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As someone who lives in Minneapolis, I agree with this, but mostly because Minnesotans have refused to even consider ICE's proposition of turning on our neighbors.
This is a defeat of fascism because people stood by each other despite it all. And made foolish the suggestion we'd do anything else.
This is a defeat of fascism because people stood by each other despite it all. And made foolish the suggestion we'd do anything else.
the minnesota occupation is, i think, already a political defeat for the administration, and i don't see how it eventually ends as anything other than a major political disaster
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
As someone who lives in Minneapolis, I agree with this, but mostly because Minnesotans have refused to even consider ICE's proposition of turning on our neighbors.
This is a defeat of fascism because people stood by each other despite it all. And made foolish the suggestion we'd do anything else.
This is a defeat of fascism because people stood by each other despite it all. And made foolish the suggestion we'd do anything else.
Your 2026 National Champion Indiana Hoosiers*
*(in football!!!)
*(in football!!!)
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Your 2026 National Champion Indiana Hoosiers*
*(in football!!!)
*(in football!!!)
Et tu, Knies?
Toronto Maple Leafs goal. 👎
John Tavares (18) scores on a wrist shot with 01:36 remaining in the 1st period.
🍎 Matthew Knies (29)
🍏 Auston Matthews (17)
Minnesota Wild: 2
Toronto Maple Leafs: 1
#mnwild
John Tavares (18) scores on a wrist shot with 01:36 remaining in the 1st period.
🍎 Matthew Knies (29)
🍏 Auston Matthews (17)
Minnesota Wild: 2
Toronto Maple Leafs: 1
#mnwild
January 20, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Et tu, Knies?