In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
Got YouTubeTV for the football season after cord cutting for years. Forgot how load-bearing episodes of Charmed are to cable TV. It’s in the carpet and the walls.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Got YouTubeTV for the football season after cord cutting for years. Forgot how load-bearing episodes of Charmed are to cable TV. It’s in the carpet and the walls.
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
Raked leaves for the first time in six years today and remembered how much I hated raking leaves. Like, immediately. Your one wild and precious life shouldn’t involve piling up and gathering these bastard things.
I give this activity zero stars. Fuck you, leaves.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Raked leaves for the first time in six years today and remembered how much I hated raking leaves. Like, immediately. Your one wild and precious life shouldn’t involve piling up and gathering these bastard things.
I give this activity zero stars. Fuck you, leaves.
Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
Thanks so much to GQ for publishing my liner notes for the new Replacements 'Let It Be' boxset, out on Friday. Extra special thanks to Jessica Hopper, Patterson Hood and Brian Paulson for their extraordinary insights. What an absolute joy this project has been to work on. www.gq.com/story/when-t...