Douglas Wayne Ricketts
@douglasricketts.bsky.social
I do things! Sometimes music or comedy is involved. Your mileage may vary.
www.douglaswaynericketts.com
www.douglaswaynericketts.com
I want just one reporter to fire back at him, "ANSWER THE QUESTION, RAPIST!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I want just one reporter to fire back at him, "ANSWER THE QUESTION, RAPIST!"
Next time MAGA accuses you of being stupid? Remind them of this...
www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...
www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Next time MAGA accuses you of being stupid? Remind them of this...
www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...
www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...
Sync music! This fun instrumental piece features electronic drums, water pumpkin, wood chimes, hand claps, shaker, drum kit, and minimal synthesizer work.
"I Can Clap All Day" on Pond5
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"I Can Clap All Day" on Pond5
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
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December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sync music! This fun instrumental piece features electronic drums, water pumpkin, wood chimes, hand claps, shaker, drum kit, and minimal synthesizer work.
"I Can Clap All Day" on Pond5
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
"I Can Clap All Day" on Pond5
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
Someone called Trump "The Nod Father" and my brain went wild...
Slob Father, Nod Father, Knob Father, Gob Father, Clod Father
Slob Father, Nod Father, Knob Father, Gob Father, Clod Father
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Someone called Trump "The Nod Father" and my brain went wild...
Slob Father, Nod Father, Knob Father, Gob Father, Clod Father
Slob Father, Nod Father, Knob Father, Gob Father, Clod Father
New sync music... Pure 80s cheese! This instrumental was written as if it was the closing credits theme for a teen dramedy not starring Molly Ringwald or Emilio Estevez because they're too expensive. Even broke out the old Yamaha DX-7 bass samples.
"Summer of 85"
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"Summer of 85"
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
www.pond5.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
New sync music... Pure 80s cheese! This instrumental was written as if it was the closing credits theme for a teen dramedy not starring Molly Ringwald or Emilio Estevez because they're too expensive. Even broke out the old Yamaha DX-7 bass samples.
"Summer of 85"
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
"Summer of 85"
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That pic of J.D. appearing to berate Usha and her body language? Friendly reminder...
Earlier this year he was quoted saying, “Women should stay in abusive relationships for the sake of the children.”
Someone needs to check on Usha and the kids!
Earlier this year he was quoted saying, “Women should stay in abusive relationships for the sake of the children.”
Someone needs to check on Usha and the kids!
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That pic of J.D. appearing to berate Usha and her body language? Friendly reminder...
Earlier this year he was quoted saying, “Women should stay in abusive relationships for the sake of the children.”
Someone needs to check on Usha and the kids!
Earlier this year he was quoted saying, “Women should stay in abusive relationships for the sake of the children.”
Someone needs to check on Usha and the kids!
The voting machines failed in a tiny town. The problem? The way the ballots were printed. Ovals from one side were counted on the other then flipped the result.
www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...
www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...
From the news community on Reddit: Voting machines said Stephentown rejected the proposed library budget. A recount said otherwise.
Explore this post and more from the news community
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December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The voting machines failed in a tiny town. The problem? The way the ballots were printed. Ovals from one side were counted on the other then flipped the result.
www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...
www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...
This instrumental track was inspired by African pieces and was praised by my A&R screener for proper use of authentic instrumentation. It didn't quite match the listing I submitted it for so I decided to make it available here.
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
www.pond5.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This instrumental track was inspired by African pieces and was praised by my A&R screener for proper use of authentic instrumentation. It didn't quite match the listing I submitted it for so I decided to make it available here.
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
www.pond5.com/royalty-free...
Trump has always been stupid but now that he's sundowning he's going to come across as even more deranged. We're going to hear him fling the C-word and the N-word (with a hard R) before he expires, I just know it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Trump has always been stupid but now that he's sundowning he's going to come across as even more deranged. We're going to hear him fling the C-word and the N-word (with a hard R) before he expires, I just know it.
Welp, it's my mother's 79th birthday. But because she decided to go no-contact over my hatred of Trump, I don't get to tell her happy birthday. She simply won't answer my calls or respond to emails.
Back to pretending she was ingested by "The Thing," I guess... 😔
Back to pretending she was ingested by "The Thing," I guess... 😔
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Welp, it's my mother's 79th birthday. But because she decided to go no-contact over my hatred of Trump, I don't get to tell her happy birthday. She simply won't answer my calls or respond to emails.
Back to pretending she was ingested by "The Thing," I guess... 😔
Back to pretending she was ingested by "The Thing," I guess... 😔
RFK Jr is an imminent threat to the health of our nation and frankly the world. Thank goodness the real professionals are standing up to him.
Pediatricians reject CDC advisers’ guidance, plan to continue vaccinating all newborns against hepatitis B
Hospitals and health departments across the country say they're not planning to change their vaccination policy.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...
Hospitals and health departments across the country say they're not planning to change their vaccination policy.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
RFK Jr is an imminent threat to the health of our nation and frankly the world. Thank goodness the real professionals are standing up to him.
I think we need to disarm men, specifically white males, until they can be individually adjudicated by a licensed psychologist. According to Ammo.com, the majority of mass shootings in the U.S. since 1966 were carried out by white males.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think we need to disarm men, specifically white males, until they can be individually adjudicated by a licensed psychologist. According to Ammo.com, the majority of mass shootings in the U.S. since 1966 were carried out by white males.
BREAKING NEWS!
Pete Hegseth is still a douche.
Pete Hegseth is still a douche.
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
BREAKING NEWS!
Pete Hegseth is still a douche.
Pete Hegseth is still a douche.
I don't believe in a god but I'm 100% certain Trump is the DEVIL
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't believe in a god but I'm 100% certain Trump is the DEVIL
Never ever ever ever EVER forget that dillweed Mitch McConnell stole two SCOTUS seats. One from Obama and one from Biden. Fucking turtle deserves every bad thing that ever happens to him for that.
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Never ever ever ever EVER forget that dillweed Mitch McConnell stole two SCOTUS seats. One from Obama and one from Biden. Fucking turtle deserves every bad thing that ever happens to him for that.
Guys, it's pathetic to be self-employed. So sayeth Jose here.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Guys, it's pathetic to be self-employed. So sayeth Jose here.
Which is meaner? "You look like you were hit with the ugly stick and went back for seconds" or "I'm not attracted to women who look like they can eat a 40oz steak in five minutes."
I already went with the latter, just asking for future reference.
I already went with the latter, just asking for future reference.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Which is meaner? "You look like you were hit with the ugly stick and went back for seconds" or "I'm not attracted to women who look like they can eat a 40oz steak in five minutes."
I already went with the latter, just asking for future reference.
I already went with the latter, just asking for future reference.
I honestly don't understand why people call themselves "conservatives" anymore. What's conservative about wanting to tell others how to live their lives?
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I honestly don't understand why people call themselves "conservatives" anymore. What's conservative about wanting to tell others how to live their lives?
While it is a beloved holiday classic, one has to admit that "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is batshit insane. We got an elf who wants to be a dentist, a mutant reindeer who can make his nose blink red...
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
While it is a beloved holiday classic, one has to admit that "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is batshit insane. We got an elf who wants to be a dentist, a mutant reindeer who can make his nose blink red...
$100 to the first journalist who shouts back, “QUIET, PIGGY!”
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
$100 to the first journalist who shouts back, “QUIET, PIGGY!”
Water for noodles will take about half an hour to come to a boil if you're groggy and eventually realize you only set the burner to "Medium." Be sure to like and subscribe for more cooking tips, fam!
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Water for noodles will take about half an hour to come to a boil if you're groggy and eventually realize you only set the burner to "Medium." Be sure to like and subscribe for more cooking tips, fam!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Gene is 6'2". If Trump isn't exactly 5'9" I'll eat my hat.
My hat, by the way, will be made of pizza.
My hat, by the way, will be made of pizza.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gene is 6'2". If Trump isn't exactly 5'9" I'll eat my hat.
My hat, by the way, will be made of pizza.
My hat, by the way, will be made of pizza.
If he goes to prison, this guy is gonna get SOOOO MANY wedding proposals via snail mail!
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If he goes to prison, this guy is gonna get SOOOO MANY wedding proposals via snail mail!