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Douglas Wayne Ricketts
@douglasricketts.bsky.social
I do things! Sometimes music or comedy is involved. Your mileage may vary.

www.douglaswaynericketts.com
Next time MAGA accuses you of being stupid? Remind them of this...

www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't believe in a god but I'm 100% certain Trump is the DEVIL
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Guys, it's pathetic to be self-employed. So sayeth Jose here.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
$100 to the first journalist who shouts back, “QUIET, PIGGY!”
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gene is 6'2". If Trump isn't exactly 5'9" I'll eat my hat.

My hat, by the way, will be made of pizza.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If he goes to prison, this guy is gonna get SOOOO MANY wedding proposals via snail mail!
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Another new audiobook narrated by yours truly has been released!

In "The 60-Minute Hustle: 10 Fast Ways to Make Real Money Online," you’ll discover how everyday people are turning laptops into paychecks with simple, proven strategies that work. No corporate jargon. No fake millionaire hype.
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you need about an hour of relaxing jazz in your life my album "Unmodern Jazz" is streaming right now on Pandora. And look at that revenue since it was released last year! 😆

www.pandora.com/artist/dougl...
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
New audiobook narrated by yours truly!

"ADDITION: The Habit that Runs the World" by James Johnson is now available on Amazon and Audible. Coming soon to iTunes.

Amazon:
www.amazon.com/Addiction-Ha...

Audible:
www.audible.com/search?keywo...
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Would I have more likes if I didn't inject "you dumb old twatwaffle" into the mix?
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mr. "An Angel Saved My Son and That's Why I Believe in Christ" went sideways on me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I asked this guy why Christ gets all the credit if an angel did the actual healing. Will update if he responds in an interesting manner.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today's Big Mac vs late 1970s Big Mac... COME ON!
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There's only one thing I'd look to Jenna Jameson for advice on, and that will never happen because I don't pleasure men with my mouth.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I bought four things at the store yesterday. Meat, booze, dragonfruit juice, and bread. I'm set for life!
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Note to self: Upload more of my non-exclusive use stock music to Pond5. Got an actual payout on the way!
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This entire administration is proof there's no such thing as a loving god.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Troll ID 1: No profile pic. On LinkedIn

Troll ID 2: Democrate?
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
😆😆😆
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I always get hungry around this time when I'm narrating audiobooks. Did someone say homemade pork, black bean, and cheese tostada?
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
THE POWER OF LAST NIGHT'S CHIMICHANGA COMPELS YOU!
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
From Substack... 😆
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Now LinkedIn wants me to pay to "Boost" this 🤪
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is considered harassment on LinkedIn.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM