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dougpigpocker.bsky.social
@dougpigpocker.bsky.social
Proud owner of the "Bombastic Science" Corporation. I make approximately three billion dollars a day, and I like fish.

I also use the other cite: https://x.com/DougPigPocker
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I, Doug PigPocker, am happy to try out this website that the youts seem to love so dearly. Hopefully, enough of you will follow me so I can make some money off of this thing.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I betchya mine is bigger.
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's official! I shall hunt this location down and build another oil rig! I like to thank all the supporters that encourage me to do so.
Ooh, I could build an oil rig there...
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
YOU DARE INSULT MY IDOL COMPANY, PEDESTRIAN!?!!
HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!!

Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well, tough! Commercials reveal products, and products make money. Now watch the commercials and quit your whining!!
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Of course the president wouldn't care about them. Those that can't pay for our products aren't worth a hoot. Now if you excuse me, I have a Christmas yacht to board.
This new Politico poll should stop us all in our tracks!

50% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, let’s start there. Then add the fact that we have a president who thinks we’re lying about it.

I’m just waiting for the next poll that asks, “Does the president care about people like me?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Reposted by dougpigpocker.bsky.social
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I, Doug PigPocker, am happy to try out this website that the youts seem to love so dearly. Hopefully, enough of you will follow me so I can make some money off of this thing.
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I, Doug PigPocker, am happy to try out this website that the youts seem to love so dearly. Hopefully, enough of you will follow me so I can make some money off of this thing.
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM