#DnD advice: Don't have enough dice? Just roll a d20 for everything. If it's too high a number, just say you got the max roll.

"Must kill Moe.
Wheeeee!"

#DnD advice: Don't invest in useless skills! "Animal handling?" When the heck are you going to have to install handles on animals?

Attention citizens,

Please stop trying to comprehend Friend Computer's ineffably complex mind.

It's superior programming is far beyond comprehension, and it is getting tired of terminating citizens driven to madness glimpsing the divine.

For your own good, just obey all orders without question.