Danielle Pagan
@dpagan5.bsky.social
I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.
12/09/2025 is Anna's Day 🌏, National Pastry Day 🥐🇺🇸, Weary Willie Day 🇺🇸, International Anti-Corruption Day 🇺🇳, Genocide Prevention Day 🇺🇳 #annasday #nationalpastryday #wearywillieday #internationalanticorruptionday #genocidepreventionday
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
12/09/2025 is Anna's Day 🌏, National Pastry Day 🥐🇺🇸, Weary Willie Day 🇺🇸, International Anti-Corruption Day 🇺🇳, Genocide Prevention Day 🇺🇳 #annasday #nationalpastryday #wearywillieday #internationalanticorruptionday #genocidepreventionday
June Lockhart, who was on Lassie and Lost in Space, died today. She was 100. #junelockhart #Lassie #lostinspace
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
June Lockhart, who was on Lassie and Lost in Space, died today. She was 100. #junelockhart #Lassie #lostinspace
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I paid my phone bill, but I tripped on the sidewalk in front of the bus stop in front of the Dunkin' Donuts. A tragedy in four acts:
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I paid my phone bill, but I tripped on the sidewalk in front of the bus stop in front of the Dunkin' Donuts. A tragedy in four acts:
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
#mymomwasnttheretotellmetowalkitoff
I've got the head anarchist living with me. Her name is Luna. She likes half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half at 5 pm. Her anarchist actions include knocking the tower fan down. #cats
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've got the head anarchist living with me. Her name is Luna. She likes half a can of wet food in the morning and the other half at 5 pm. Her anarchist actions include knocking the tower fan down. #cats
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks is necessary reading. #theimmortallifeofhenriettalacks #herniettalacks #helacells #rebeccaskloot
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks is necessary reading. #theimmortallifeofhenriettalacks #herniettalacks #helacells #rebeccaskloot
In what made up imaginary fantasy world is the bitch on the left genetically superior than Jasmine Crockett!? 😡🤬 #jasminecrockett
September 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In what made up imaginary fantasy world is the bitch on the left genetically superior than Jasmine Crockett!? 😡🤬 #jasminecrockett
It's Math Storytelling Day today. Purple because aliens don't wear hats. 💜👽🎩 #mathstorytellingday
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's Math Storytelling Day today. Purple because aliens don't wear hats. 💜👽🎩 #mathstorytellingday
Farewell, my dearest mama. Farewell, my dearest papa. I'm off to attend the shenanigans. I shant be back for dinner. #shenanigans
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Farewell, my dearest mama. Farewell, my dearest papa. I'm off to attend the shenanigans. I shant be back for dinner. #shenanigans
Art Spiegelman's In The Shadow of No Towers is necessary reading on 9/11. #artspiegelman #intheshadowofnotowers
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Art Spiegelman's In The Shadow of No Towers is necessary reading on 9/11. #artspiegelman #intheshadowofnotowers
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New England's holding me close in her arms again. #fall #newenglandgothic
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New England's holding me close in her arms again. #fall #newenglandgothic
Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges! #blackouts #cats
August 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges! #blackouts #cats
August 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
08/22/2025 is Folklore Day 🇧🇷, National Flag Day 🇷🇺, National Bao Day 🇺🇸, National Pecan Torte Day 🇺🇸, National Tooth Fairy Day 🦷🧚♂️🧚♀️🇺🇸, National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day 🐈⬛🇺🇸, National Rainbow Baby Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Remembrance for Victims of Violence Based on Religion or Belief 🇺🇳
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
08/22/2025 is Folklore Day 🇧🇷, National Flag Day 🇷🇺, National Bao Day 🇺🇸, National Pecan Torte Day 🇺🇸, National Tooth Fairy Day 🦷🧚♂️🧚♀️🇺🇸, National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day 🐈⬛🇺🇸, National Rainbow Baby Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Remembrance for Victims of Violence Based on Religion or Belief 🇺🇳
August 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's no best of Terence Stamp as Bernadette on YouTube. ¡que horror! #theadventuresofpriscilla #terencestamp #rip
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There's no best of Terence Stamp as Bernadette on YouTube. ¡que horror! #theadventuresofpriscilla #terencestamp #rip
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Free slurpee procured #711day #freeslurpeeday
July 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Free slurpee procured #711day #freeslurpeeday
This isn't ordinary disillusionment. This is advanced disillusionment. This isn't ordinary demoralization. This is advanced demoralization. #artspiegelman #maus
July 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This isn't ordinary disillusionment. This is advanced disillusionment. This isn't ordinary demoralization. This is advanced demoralization. #artspiegelman #maus
Jesus is a biscuit! #jesusisabiscuit youtu.be/gyYbmIVTozs?...
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus is a biscuit! #jesusisabiscuit youtu.be/gyYbmIVTozs?...