Danielle Pagan
@dpagan5.bsky.social
I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.
12/12/2025 is Christmas Jumper Day 🌏, National Ambrosia Day 🇺🇸, National Ding-a-Ling Day 🔔🇺🇸, Poinsettia Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Neutrality 🇺🇳, International Universal Health Coverage Day 🇺🇳 #christmasjumperday #nationalambrosiaday #nationaldingalingday #poinsettiaday #internationaldaypfneutrality
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December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
12/12/2025 is Christmas Jumper Day 🌏, National Ambrosia Day 🇺🇸, National Ding-a-Ling Day 🔔🇺🇸, Poinsettia Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Neutrality 🇺🇳, International Universal Health Coverage Day 🇺🇳 #christmasjumperday #nationalambrosiaday #nationaldingalingday #poinsettiaday #internationaldaypfneutrality
12/10/2025 is Human Rights Day 🌏, Dewey Decimal System Day 🇺🇸, Nobel Prize Day 🇺🇸, National Lager Day 🍻🇺🇸 #humanrightsday #deweldecimalsystemday #nobelprizeday #nationallagerday
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says finchy lager careth lager sometimes cider so
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December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
12/10/2025 is Human Rights Day 🌏, Dewey Decimal System Day 🇺🇸, Nobel Prize Day 🇺🇸, National Lager Day 🍻🇺🇸 #humanrightsday #deweldecimalsystemday #nobelprizeday #nationallagerday
Emmett Kelly's birthday is today. He wasn't just a clown. He was THE clown. #emmettkelly #wearywillieday youtu.be/Nop6Aoee-HU?...
Emmett Kelly - What's My Line?
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December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Emmett Kelly's birthday is today. He wasn't just a clown. He was THE clown. #emmettkelly #wearywillieday youtu.be/Nop6Aoee-HU?...
12/09/2025 is Anna's Day 🌏, National Pastry Day 🥐🇺🇸, Weary Willie Day 🇺🇸, International Anti-Corruption Day 🇺🇳, Genocide Prevention Day 🇺🇳 #annasday #nationalpastryday #wearywillieday #internationalanticorruptionday #genocidepreventionday
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
12/09/2025 is Anna's Day 🌏, National Pastry Day 🥐🇺🇸, Weary Willie Day 🇺🇸, International Anti-Corruption Day 🇺🇳, Genocide Prevention Day 🇺🇳 #annasday #nationalpastryday #wearywillieday #internationalanticorruptionday #genocidepreventionday
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
12/08/2025 is Day of Finnish Music 🇫🇮, Bodhi Day 🌏, National Brownie Day 🇺🇸, Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day 🇺🇸, National Blue Collar Day 🇺🇸, Postal Workers Day 📮🇬🇧 #dayoffinnishmusic #bodhiday #nationalbrownieday #pretendtobeatimetravelerday #nationalbluecollarday #postalworkersday
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December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
12/08/2025 is Day of Finnish Music 🇫🇮, Bodhi Day 🌏, National Brownie Day 🇺🇸, Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day 🇺🇸, National Blue Collar Day 🇺🇸, Postal Workers Day 📮🇬🇧 #dayoffinnishmusic #bodhiday #nationalbrownieday #pretendtobeatimetravelerday #nationalbluecollarday #postalworkersday
12/07/2025 is Day of the Little Candles 🕯 🇨🇴, Neighbourhood Holiday 🇹🇲, National Cotton Candy Day 🇺🇸, National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day 🇺🇸, International Civil Aviation Day ✈️🇺🇳 #dayofthelittlecandles #neighbourhoodholiday #nationalcottoncandyday #nationalpearlharborremembranceday
pearl harbor day is celebrated on december 7th
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December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
12/07/2025 is Day of the Little Candles 🕯 🇨🇴, Neighbourhood Holiday 🇹🇲, National Cotton Candy Day 🇺🇸, National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day 🇺🇸, International Civil Aviation Day ✈️🇺🇳 #dayofthelittlecandles #neighbourhoodholiday #nationalcottoncandyday #nationalpearlharborremembranceday
12/06/2025 is St. Nicholas Day 🌏, Crate Day 🇳🇿, Miners Day ⛏️🇺🇸, National Gazpacho Day 🇺🇸, National Microwave Oven Day 🇺🇸, National Pawnbrokers Day 🇺🇸, National Rhubarb Vodka Day 🇺🇸, SKYWARN Recognition Day 🇺🇸, National Clothing Swap Day 👚🇺🇸, Armed Forces Day 🇺🇦, Small Business Saturday 🇬🇧 #stnicholasday
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December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
12/06/2025 is St. Nicholas Day 🌏, Crate Day 🇳🇿, Miners Day ⛏️🇺🇸, National Gazpacho Day 🇺🇸, National Microwave Oven Day 🇺🇸, National Pawnbrokers Day 🇺🇸, National Rhubarb Vodka Day 🇺🇸, SKYWARN Recognition Day 🇺🇸, National Clothing Swap Day 👚🇺🇸, Armed Forces Day 🇺🇦, Small Business Saturday 🇬🇧 #stnicholasday
12/05/2025 is Krampus Night 🌏, AFL-CIO Day 🇺🇸, Bathtub Party Day 🛁🇺🇸, International Ninja Day 🥷 🇺🇸, National Sacher Torte Day 🇺🇸, Faux Fur Friday 🇺🇸, International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development 🇺🇳, World Soil Day 🇺🇳 #krampusnight #aflcioday #bathtubpartyday #internationalninjaday
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
12/05/2025 is Krampus Night 🌏, AFL-CIO Day 🇺🇸, Bathtub Party Day 🛁🇺🇸, International Ninja Day 🥷 🇺🇸, National Sacher Torte Day 🇺🇸, Faux Fur Friday 🇺🇸, International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development 🇺🇳, World Soil Day 🇺🇳 #krampusnight #aflcioday #bathtubpartyday #internationalninjaday
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12/04/2025 is Navy Day 🇮🇳, World Wildlife Conservation Day 🌏, National Cookie Day 🍪🇺🇸, National Dice Day 🎲🇺🇸 #navyday #worldwildlifeconservationday #nationalcookieday #nationaldiceday
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December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
12/04/2025 is Navy Day 🇮🇳, World Wildlife Conservation Day 🌏, National Cookie Day 🍪🇺🇸, National Dice Day 🎲🇺🇸 #navyday #worldwildlifeconservationday #nationalcookieday #nationaldiceday
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'Sultana', 1925
Oil onon board, 30 x 23.75 in (76.2 x 60.3 cm).
by the Australian artist Henry Clive (1883-1960).
It may be hard to believe that was painted a century ago.
It’s a fantasy work commissioned by the Louis F. Dow Calendar Company.
#art #painting #illustration
Oil onon board, 30 x 23.75 in (76.2 x 60.3 cm).
by the Australian artist Henry Clive (1883-1960).
It may be hard to believe that was painted a century ago.
It’s a fantasy work commissioned by the Louis F. Dow Calendar Company.
#art #painting #illustration
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
'Sultana', 1925
Oil onon board, 30 x 23.75 in (76.2 x 60.3 cm).
by the Australian artist Henry Clive (1883-1960).
It may be hard to believe that was painted a century ago.
It’s a fantasy work commissioned by the Louis F. Dow Calendar Company.
#art #painting #illustration
Oil onon board, 30 x 23.75 in (76.2 x 60.3 cm).
by the Australian artist Henry Clive (1883-1960).
It may be hard to believe that was painted a century ago.
It’s a fantasy work commissioned by the Louis F. Dow Calendar Company.
#art #painting #illustration
12/03/2025 is International Day of People with Disabilities ♿️🌏, International Day of the Basque Language 🌏, National Roof Over Your Head Day 🇺🇸, National Make a Gift Day 🎁🇺🇸 #internationaldayofpeoplewithdisabilities #internationaldayofthebasquelanguage #nationalroofoveroveryourheadday
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December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
12/03/2025 is International Day of People with Disabilities ♿️🌏, International Day of the Basque Language 🌏, National Roof Over Your Head Day 🇺🇸, National Make a Gift Day 🎁🇺🇸 #internationaldayofpeoplewithdisabilities #internationaldayofthebasquelanguage #nationalroofoveroveryourheadday
12/02/2025 is National Day of Giving 🎁🌏, World Futures Day 🌏, National Mutt Day 🇺🇸, National Fritters Day 🇺🇸, Special Education Day 🇺🇸, International Day for the Abolition of Slavery 🇺🇳 #nationaldayofgiving #worldfuturesday #nationalmuttday #nationalfrittersday #specialeducationday
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December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
12/02/2025 is National Day of Giving 🎁🌏, World Futures Day 🌏, National Mutt Day 🇺🇸, National Fritters Day 🇺🇸, Special Education Day 🇺🇸, International Day for the Abolition of Slavery 🇺🇳 #nationaldayofgiving #worldfuturesday #nationalmuttday #nationalfrittersday #specialeducationday
12/01/2025 is World AIDS Day 🌏, Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day 🇺🇸, Day With(out) Art Day 🖼🇺🇸,National Eat a Red Apple Day 🍎🇺🇸, Rosa Parks Day 🇺🇸, Cyber Monday 🇺🇸 #worldaidsday #bifocalsathemonitorliberationday #daywithoutartday #nationaleataredappleday #rosaparksday #cybermonday
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December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
12/01/2025 is World AIDS Day 🌏, Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day 🇺🇸, Day With(out) Art Day 🖼🇺🇸,National Eat a Red Apple Day 🍎🇺🇸, Rosa Parks Day 🇺🇸, Cyber Monday 🇺🇸 #worldaidsday #bifocalsathemonitorliberationday #daywithoutartday #nationaleataredappleday #rosaparksday #cybermonday
11/30/2025 is Advent 🌏, Mother's Day 🇷🇺, Computer Security Day 🇺🇸, National Meth Awareness Day 🇺🇸, National Mousse Day 🇺🇸, Stay Home Because You're Well Day 🇺🇸, St. Andrew's Day 🇬🇧 #Advent #mothersday #computersecurityday #nationalmethawarenessday #stayhomebecauseyourewellday #standrewsday
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November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
11/30/2025 is Advent 🌏, Mother's Day 🇷🇺, Computer Security Day 🇺🇸, National Meth Awareness Day 🇺🇸, National Mousse Day 🇺🇸, Stay Home Because You're Well Day 🇺🇸, St. Andrew's Day 🇬🇧 #Advent #mothersday #computersecurityday #nationalmethawarenessday #stayhomebecauseyourewellday #standrewsday
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Impeach and remove. Indict and convict.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Impeach and remove. Indict and convict.
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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Bonus cat number 1: My mom’s cat, Cilantro. Someone abandoned him. She found him and now we love him. I’ll let his charm and beauty do the talking.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bonus cat number 1: My mom’s cat, Cilantro. Someone abandoned him. She found him and now we love him. I’ll let his charm and beauty do the talking.
Out of all the Charlie Browns in the world. I'm the Charlie Browniest. #charliebrown #peanuts
a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk with the words `` good grief '' written on it .
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November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Out of all the Charlie Browns in the world. I'm the Charlie Browniest. #charliebrown #peanuts
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"Maro Makashvili", a large-scale street mural created by artist Sasha Korban (Ukrainian) for the Tbilisi Mural Fest, Georgia.
Source: sasha.korban [IG]
#art #murals #streetart
Source: sasha.korban [IG]
#art #murals #streetart
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"Maro Makashvili", a large-scale street mural created by artist Sasha Korban (Ukrainian) for the Tbilisi Mural Fest, Georgia.
Source: sasha.korban [IG]
#art #murals #streetart
Source: sasha.korban [IG]
#art #murals #streetart
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US Marine Staff Sergeant’s wife was grabbed by ICE at her green card interview
The same thing happened to the wife of a Navy vet
They served their country, brought their spouses over legally and were going through the process
Instead they watched the loves of their life be taken away in handcuffs
The same thing happened to the wife of a Navy vet
They served their country, brought their spouses over legally and were going through the process
Instead they watched the loves of their life be taken away in handcuffs
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
US Marine Staff Sergeant’s wife was grabbed by ICE at her green card interview
The same thing happened to the wife of a Navy vet
They served their country, brought their spouses over legally and were going through the process
Instead they watched the loves of their life be taken away in handcuffs
The same thing happened to the wife of a Navy vet
They served their country, brought their spouses over legally and were going through the process
Instead they watched the loves of their life be taken away in handcuffs
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
11/29/2025 is Electronic Greetings Day 🇺🇸, International Aura Awareness Day 🇺🇸, Small Business Saturday 🇺🇸, International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People 🇺🇳 #electronicgreetingsday #internationalauraawarenessday #smallbusinesssaturday #internationaldayofsolidaritywiththepalestinianpeople
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November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
11/29/2025 is Electronic Greetings Day 🇺🇸, International Aura Awareness Day 🇺🇸, Small Business Saturday 🇺🇸, International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People 🇺🇳 #electronicgreetingsday #internationalauraawarenessday #smallbusinesssaturday #internationaldayofsolidaritywiththepalestinianpeople
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