Dread Pirate Cummerbund
@dpcummerbund.bsky.social
Semi-professional librarian. Dread Pirate.
Too bad Greenland got our TACO truck
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Too bad Greenland got our TACO truck
I've seen that face before
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I've seen that face before
You don't get it, Mark. He didn't SAY it, he DECLARED it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
You don't get it, Mark. He didn't SAY it, he DECLARED it.
I fixed NBC's headline for them
March 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I fixed NBC's headline for them
"No, Officer, I'm not weaving, I'm just drifting horizontally."
February 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
"No, Officer, I'm not weaving, I'm just drifting horizontally."