David Perlowski
@dperlowski.bsky.social
Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
I believe male praying mantises generally die after one "performance".
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I believe male praying mantises generally die after one "performance".
He doesn't pay anyone. Sephora wouldn't touch him.
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He doesn't pay anyone. Sephora wouldn't touch him.
I would pay gold to watch Herr Schitzenpantz walk into an Ulta for a consultation.
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I would pay gold to watch Herr Schitzenpantz walk into an Ulta for a consultation.
I used to go to small, regional gaming conventions. Half a small ballroom, 6-10 tables. 80% of people from in state. Programming lasts into the night. You get a room to support the con and the venue. WTH?
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I used to go to small, regional gaming conventions. Half a small ballroom, 6-10 tables. 80% of people from in state. Programming lasts into the night. You get a room to support the con and the venue. WTH?
I was going to go with an audience shot of Queen's Live-Aid concert.
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I was going to go with an audience shot of Queen's Live-Aid concert.
Hooray for AI! Raising your electric bills while giving you creepy fake videos and incorrect answers to basic search engine results.
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hooray for AI! Raising your electric bills while giving you creepy fake videos and incorrect answers to basic search engine results.
He doesn't care. He just wants to scare other artists into showing up, and distracting everyone from the backlash of his stupid "prettiest battleship" BS.
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He doesn't care. He just wants to scare other artists into showing up, and distracting everyone from the backlash of his stupid "prettiest battleship" BS.
If I had to name two things in this world that should not be made of polished marble, wet bathroom floors and armrests would be right at the top of the list.
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If I had to name two things in this world that should not be made of polished marble, wet bathroom floors and armrests would be right at the top of the list.
Someone needs to explain to Don-old that this isn't 1980 and Russia has a smaller economy than Italy. There is nothing left of them to fear or admire. Given the state of their army, I'd be surprised if half their nukes no longer work.
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Someone needs to explain to Don-old that this isn't 1980 and Russia has a smaller economy than Italy. There is nothing left of them to fear or admire. Given the state of their army, I'd be surprised if half their nukes no longer work.
Tell me this is not true. Tell me Mr. "No More Endless Wars" is getting us into regime change in two of the largest oil nations in the world, while threatening Denmark and Ukraine...?
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Tell me this is not true. Tell me Mr. "No More Endless Wars" is getting us into regime change in two of the largest oil nations in the world, while threatening Denmark and Ukraine...?
They could have produced on day 1 the memo from the SDNY saying there are 1M+ records to resolve and asked for more time and resources. THEY DID NOTHING. BURN THEM DOWN.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They could have produced on day 1 the memo from the SDNY saying there are 1M+ records to resolve and asked for more time and resources. THEY DID NOTHING. BURN THEM DOWN.
They didn't. They also did nothing on day 20. Or day 30. They intentionally blew the deadline. Burn them to the ground.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They didn't. They also did nothing on day 20. Or day 30. They intentionally blew the deadline. Burn them to the ground.
You need to check the accounting. Not all states are created equal. Many put their lottery earnings into the general fund, so they pay for tax breaks rather than dedicated funding for education or othe worthwhile causes. Because the state takes in $1M and pays out $1m doesn't mean that.
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You need to check the accounting. Not all states are created equal. Many put their lottery earnings into the general fund, so they pay for tax breaks rather than dedicated funding for education or othe worthwhile causes. Because the state takes in $1M and pays out $1m doesn't mean that.
Every news cycle is one week closer to Trump dying without facing charges. That's what we're dealing with.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every news cycle is one week closer to Trump dying without facing charges. That's what we're dealing with.
"discovering" millions of more documents. Bullshit. They just released a memo from the SDNY from YEARS ago saying there are 10M documents. Nobody "discovered" anything this week.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"discovering" millions of more documents. Bullshit. They just released a memo from the SDNY from YEARS ago saying there are 10M documents. Nobody "discovered" anything this week.
I have never felt better about leaving the country of my birth than I do now, on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have never felt better about leaving the country of my birth than I do now, on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas Eve from Portugal! I just checked in with the USA'n relatives. Be well everyone in the coming year.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Merry Christmas Eve from Portugal! I just checked in with the USA'n relatives. Be well everyone in the coming year.
20 minutes to midnight, here. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
20 minutes to midnight, here. Merry Christmas!
"If I can't beat Jimmy Kimmel's ratings, I don't deserve to be President." - DJT, 2025
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"If I can't beat Jimmy Kimmel's ratings, I don't deserve to be President." - DJT, 2025
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
(footnote - Kimmel never hosted the KCH)
I meant having to think about smelling Steven Cheung. Eeeeewww!
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I meant having to think about smelling Steven Cheung. Eeeeewww!
What a horrible sentence to have to write.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What a horrible sentence to have to write.
"How much does it cost to bribe our way up to the EIGHTH circle of Hell?"
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"How much does it cost to bribe our way up to the EIGHTH circle of Hell?"
Norway, Denmark x3, and the USA.
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Norway, Denmark x3, and the USA.