David Perlowski
@dperlowski.bsky.social
Cook, gamer, world-traveller, but still a hobbit at heart.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
Currently living in Portugal, and looking back in horror.
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime!
Unless it was done
By a policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights.
"Know Your Rights" - The Clash @1982
Murder is a crime!
Unless it was done
By a policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights.
"Know Your Rights" - The Clash @1982
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime!
Unless it was done
By a policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights.
"Know Your Rights" - The Clash @1982
Murder is a crime!
Unless it was done
By a policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights.
"Know Your Rights" - The Clash @1982
The Second Amendment only applies to Republican voters. The Constitution only applies to Republicans.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The Second Amendment only applies to Republican voters. The Constitution only applies to Republicans.
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
Abolish ICE. Primary every Democrat who does't. No compromise. Eevntually a CR will pass. But over our dead bodies.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Abolish ICE. Primary every Democrat who does't. No compromise. Eevntually a CR will pass. But over our dead bodies.
Hooray! DonnyT is definitely, possibly, most-likely not going to invade Greenland today. Unless he does.
Which means I am definitely not going to get classified as an enemy alien and have my visa revoked. Today.
Unless he doesn't.
Which means I am definitely not going to get classified as an enemy alien and have my visa revoked. Today.
Unless he doesn't.
Trump Chickens Out on Greenland After Markets Flinch
YouTube video by The Bulwark
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hooray! DonnyT is definitely, possibly, most-likely not going to invade Greenland today. Unless he does.
Which means I am definitely not going to get classified as an enemy alien and have my visa revoked. Today.
Unless he doesn't.
Which means I am definitely not going to get classified as an enemy alien and have my visa revoked. Today.
Unless he doesn't.
I love Malcolm Nance. He speaks my language and suffers no fools.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKp...
Now Hear This: The United States Does Not Need Greenland
YouTube video by Malcolm Nance
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I love Malcolm Nance. He speaks my language and suffers no fools.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKp...
The Powers That Be want to implement AI in businesses across the US, leading to potentially 25% of the workforce being laid off. For this. This ridiculous and completely avoidable level of abject stupidity.
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The Powers That Be want to implement AI in businesses across the US, leading to potentially 25% of the workforce being laid off. For this. This ridiculous and completely avoidable level of abject stupidity.
My 2026 Prediction. Heck, my JANUARY 2026 prediction: Venezuela will become a Mad Max:Fury Road hellscape. Iraq became a shit-show, and the people in charge then were 10x smarter than these idiots.
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
My 2026 Prediction. Heck, my JANUARY 2026 prediction: Venezuela will become a Mad Max:Fury Road hellscape. Iraq became a shit-show, and the people in charge then were 10x smarter than these idiots.
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Insider trading on war crimes seems like peak criminality.
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Insider trading on war crimes seems like peak criminality.
Remember that the Justice Department currently in violation of the Epstein Survivors' Act had every opportunity to provide redacted documents on day 10 and tell Congress how many agents they had working on it, how much funds and how many more people they needed, and how many docs remained.
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Remember that the Justice Department currently in violation of the Epstein Survivors' Act had every opportunity to provide redacted documents on day 10 and tell Congress how many agents they had working on it, how much funds and how many more people they needed, and how many docs remained.
First of all, Bill Clinton is a shitty human being and deserves what he gets.
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
First of all, Bill Clinton is a shitty human being and deserves what he gets.
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
Second, the only photos they've got of Bill Clinton is in a public hotel pool in Dubai and a fundraising photo with Diana Ross's kids? Jesus, these losers are sooooooo desperate! Trump is a ra*ist! (fill in the blank)
People are about to say "How come nobody told us?"
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
People are about to say "How come nobody told us?"
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
WE TOLD YOU, 14 YEARS AGO. We, who lived in NY, were shouting it from the rooftops, but you refused to listen! Hillary told you. The "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" tape told you.
EVERYBODY TOLD YOU!!!!
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So passeth a legend.
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84. n.pr/48zf0gD
Steve Cropper, guitarist and member of Stax Records' Booker T and the M.G.'s, dies
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So passeth a legend.
@bunrab.bsky.social Local re-enactors going big this year.
🎶 Exciting news! This December, The Historic Haven's caroling group will perform in downtown Frederick with a new brass band! Join us on the 3rd Friday for a festive evening of music and cheer! #HistoricHaven #FrederickMD
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@bunrab.bsky.social Local re-enactors going big this year.
One of the things I like about Europe is that, instead of single-use cat grass planters for about $5, that last about 3 days, they sell starter kit polystyrene cold-cut trays and bags of sawdust and grass seed refills. For about $2 each, you can keep re-using the same tray that lasts about 2 weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One of the things I like about Europe is that, instead of single-use cat grass planters for about $5, that last about 3 days, they sell starter kit polystyrene cold-cut trays and bags of sawdust and grass seed refills. For about $2 each, you can keep re-using the same tray that lasts about 2 weeks.
I know we need to focus on overturning the current regime, but I can't help but notice that with MTG leaving, and (hopefully) Kat Abugazeleh, AOC, and Jasmine Crockett, this could be the youngest, hottest Congress in our nation's history. (I'd add Cory Booker, except he keeps saying stupid things.)
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I know we need to focus on overturning the current regime, but I can't help but notice that with MTG leaving, and (hopefully) Kat Abugazeleh, AOC, and Jasmine Crockett, this could be the youngest, hottest Congress in our nation's history. (I'd add Cory Booker, except he keeps saying stupid things.)
Knowledge verbs are always challenging for me in every language. But I think I have this down now.
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knowledge verbs are always challenging for me in every language. But I think I have this down now.
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
I read my Portuguese textbook > estudar.
I study well and learn > aprender
I have the skills and knowledge to pass the test > entender
I use my language to understand the country > compreender
Damn, I'm good.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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One of the annoying parts of learning a language is that it's hard to brag about. "I just learned the past imperfect indicative tense" is actually pretty useful and cool, but NOBODY remembers what that means after graduating 8th grade.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
One of the annoying parts of learning a language is that it's hard to brag about. "I just learned the past imperfect indicative tense" is actually pretty useful and cool, but NOBODY remembers what that means after graduating 8th grade.
Luck be a lady tonight....
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November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Luck be a lady tonight....
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
Reposted by David Perlowski
It's 2025 and we have reached the point where we need to ask the President of Russia for a copy of the kompromat he has on the President of the United States so we can find out who the "Bubba" is that Donald Trump was photographed giving a blowjob to.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's 2025 and we have reached the point where we need to ask the President of Russia for a copy of the kompromat he has on the President of the United States so we can find out who the "Bubba" is that Donald Trump was photographed giving a blowjob to.