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excuse your mouth
Ever look and someone and just know they’re bad in bed?
May 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I didn’t get the memo on the hot new water bottle
May 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Do you lay down in the shower or are you normal
April 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Spent $400 on a skin care thing for JPs bday. He better use this thing 😩
April 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Passed my second licensing exam (one to go), had a killer leg day, now gonna spend the rainy day playing video games and go celebrate with some friends tonight ♥️
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Unfortunately will have to spend the next few months dodging conversations to avoid having to tell people Lorde doesn’t really do anything for me
April 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
4 musicals to get to know me
April 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If I can hear you chewing over my noise cancelling headphones then perhaps you should be hunted for sport
April 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just know it’s girthy and mostly balls 😍😍
Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?
April 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Baby it doesn’t matter if you have 7 plates on either side - if those legs are bending less than a plane wing in mild turbulence, you’re not gonna do shit for those muscles
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Really need to get tf offline 😞
April 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Boss told me I look like a tech ceo today and if he means Elon I’m gonna kms
April 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trader Joe’s online ordering would heal roughly 15% of my overall anxiety in life
April 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?
March 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I love butts 🙂‍↕️
March 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It is FAR too early and I am FAR too busy today for me to be this worked up 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
March 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Invest in your mattress and bedding. Money spent you will never regret.
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
How did I wake up 40min early and end up having the best chest day I’ve had in weeks?
March 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
March 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Excited to announce that the next time I hear about the “viral Dubai chocolate” I’ll be rocketing myself directly into the surface of the sun
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If your feet are in the pic I’m zooming in I don’t know what to tell you
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Two aggro white guys talking about crypto at the gym? Now I’ve seen everything!
March 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Penises are just so pretty
March 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I thought the Rimowa and Loro Piana ads were funny but IG trying to sell me $8k Francis Bacon prints is crazyyyyy. How well off does IG think I am lmao
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM