At some point, we'll probably eat you, The Wannsee Street Journal

This is a really concise way of Mark Alford telling us he is a fucking stupid racist.

Why does Laura Ingraham always look like she's rubbing Vaseline against the back of her front teeth with her tongue?

Huh, maybe you should write a book about it.

Also, probably scripted.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE BRUISING HIS HAND!

Call him "Mehmet" and see how fucking pissed he gets.

In other words, Mehmet is fine with slavery.

Do you enjoy contributing to this mindless, pointless tradition, The ASSociated PreSS?

Have you considered writing a book about it, Jake Crapper?

The news pornographying it at Krispy Kreme like this is something everyone wants. Actually, no, I don't like dripping my faucets and turning the temperature down to 67, wondering if the HVAC is going to mess up for the third time in a year.

The reason they're doing this is because they hyped up the MAXIMUM snowfall potential over the WIDE RANGE of snowfall potential, and everybody thought everyone was going to see 6-8 inches of snow, when in reality some places are seeing 10 inches and some are seeing 1 inch.

This will make you capitulate even more and write a second book about Joe Biden, Jake Crapper

The newest song on "Carolina's Greatest Hits" playlist is "King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West.

Please don't snow 12 inches, please don't snow 12 inches, please don't snow 12 inches. That is my wishful thinking this weekend...