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David Snowy Pumpkins
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baseball, music, general knowledge
I had no idea what happened in the basketball game until I woke up, and I've been doing that for years now because of how awful social media is. Mostly bots complaining about the refs or trying to asterisk every accomplishment. Man, Duke has won the exact same way before. It's just a game, relax.
February 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by David Snowy Pumpkins
J.D. Vance was booed so badly at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony that even the announcers commented on it.

“There is the Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife Usha—OOP, those are not… uh… those are a lot of boos for him. Whistling, jeering, some applause.”
February 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I am well over a mile away from Millbrook Road, yet a car crash there knocked out my power for over an hour. How does that even work?
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Reposted by David Snowy Pumpkins
Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Are y'all happy we got a billion inches of snow now?
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Meteorologist telling parents in Raleigh to go drive their kids 30 miles tomorrow to a place that got more snow? How about tough luck life lesson you can't always get what you want?
January 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Unpopular opinion: I'm perfectly okay with getting only an inch of snow. Public schools were STILL on a 2-hr delay yesterday because of a little bit of ice left over from last weekend. We don't have the supplies to adequately treat a major snowstorm. If you want snow, move to Buffalo.
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 PM
WRAL news anchor needs to learn how to pronounce "Rowan" County.

roe-ANN
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Got back from the grocery store just in time for the first snowflakes to fall! ❄️
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by David Snowy Pumpkins
The newest song on "Carolina's Greatest Hits" playlist is "King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West.

Please don't snow 12 inches, please don't snow 12 inches, please don't snow 12 inches. That is my wishful thinking this weekend...
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Wake Forest thinks rescheduling its basketball game on Saturday from 3:45 PM to noon will "avoid" incoming winter weather

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
brb "doxing" Thom Tillis by searching a public site with legal public information and posting said legal public information

vt.ncsbe.gov/RegLkup/Vote...
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
An early snowfall prediction for this weekend. Help.
CC: @thekenchilds.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It begins... CC: @thekenchilds.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I have never known anyone who has mixed up the words "admiral" and "admirable." I do now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Texans/Patriots game has more turnovers than a bakery.
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
lol
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I know every song in the top 20. Love it 🎶
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I'm pretty sure a 9-seed Duke team would have scored more than 3 points against Indiana in the Rose Bowl.
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I'm pretty sure a 4-seed Duke team would have scored more than zero points against Oregon in the Orange Bowl.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just learned my favorite version of "Jingle Bells" is by Barry Manilow with Exposé. Oddly enough, this is the only song the radio plays by either of them... Because It's Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This would make sense if the five playing eight conference games also played Notre Dame. This makes no sense.
ACC going with a combo platter football schedule in 2026 — 12 teams playing nine league games, five playing eight.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have heard a dozen versions of "Sleigh Ride" now.

Does anyone, a single person, pass around coffee AND pumpkin pie together?
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Panthers lose an Antigami!
🏈 CAR 17 - 20 NO
FINAL

👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.

Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM