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Official English news service of everyone's favourite Pariah State!
Reporting the exploits of our peerlessly-great leader Comrade Kim Jong-Un, and our well-fed North Korean slav...err...Citizens!
#DeathToAmerica!
Thought-crime confessions by DM.
풍자적 개작 시문
Reporting the exploits of our peerlessly-great leader Comrade Kim Jong-Un, and our well-fed North Korean slav...err...Citizens!
#DeathToAmerica!
Thought-crime confessions by DM.
풍자적 개작 시문
Pinned
Welcome to the official Bluesky News account of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
The #DPRK is a true Superpower under the loving and masterful Juche leadership of respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un, beloved by his people who live a life of happiness, prosperity and plentiful food.
The #DPRK is a true Superpower under the loving and masterful Juche leadership of respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un, beloved by his people who live a life of happiness, prosperity and plentiful food.
Reposted by 🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵
America is not a Christian nation.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
America is not a Christian nation.
Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK today issued the following statement:
"Release the #EpsteinFiles."
The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!
"Release the #EpsteinFiles."
The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK today issued the following statement:
"Release the #EpsteinFiles."
The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!
"Release the #EpsteinFiles."
The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!
Today, Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,542nd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,542 1/6
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Wordle 1,542 1/6
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September 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Today, Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,542nd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,542 1/6
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Wordle 1,542 1/6
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The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us!
Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!
Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!
June 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us!
Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!
Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!
Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day.
Wordle 1,446 1/6*
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Wordle 1,446 1/6*
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June 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day.
Wordle 1,446 1/6*
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Wordle 1,446 1/6*
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Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1433rd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,433 1/6*
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Wordle 1,433 1/6*
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May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1433rd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,433 1/6*
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Wordle 1,433 1/6*
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Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the #DPRK Armed Forces, vowed to sternly punish the nitwits who failed to launch our newest mighty warship properly.
The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...
The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...
Kim Jong Un’s fury after watching North Korea’s new navy destroyer crippled in botched launch | CNN
North Korea’s newest warship was severely damaged during a launch ceremony Wednesday, with leader Kim Jong Un, who witnessed the accident, saying it brought shame to the nation’s prestige and vowing t...
www.cnn.com
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the #DPRK Armed Forces, vowed to sternly punish the nitwits who failed to launch our newest mighty warship properly.
The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...
The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...
Kim Yo-Jong, beloved sister of the respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un, chided the hostile forces on their silly "daydreams" of #DPRK denuclearization in a recent interview. "If the Imperialists wish to daydream, they can check out my OnlyFans page for NSFW fun!" she said. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
North Korean leader's sister denounces denuclearization calls
The powerful sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Wednesday mocked Washington and its Asian allies for what she called their “daydream” of denuclearizing the North, insisting that the country ...
abcnews.go.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kim Yo-Jong, beloved sister of the respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un, chided the hostile forces on their silly "daydreams" of #DPRK denuclearization in a recent interview. "If the Imperialists wish to daydream, they can check out my OnlyFans page for NSFW fun!" she said. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
Uh-oh. We might be in trouble. The #DPRK is all about the LOLs. There's no humor like totalitarian humour.
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop."
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop."
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
www.wired.com
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Uh-oh. We might be in trouble. The #DPRK is all about the LOLs. There's no humor like totalitarian humour.
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop."
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop."
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the #DPRK, personally tested the newest weapon of our invincible military, guaranteed to assure victory against all enemies! The respected Chairman hit 20 bull's-eyes with only 10 shots, proving his genius!
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
North Korea's Kim tests new sniper rifle on visit to special forces
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un personally test-fired a newly developed sniper rifle during a visit to the country’s special forces, state media said Saturday, whose training he said would boost the…
www.france24.com
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the #DPRK, personally tested the newest weapon of our invincible military, guaranteed to assure victory against all enemies! The respected Chairman hit 20 bull's-eyes with only 10 shots, proving his genius!
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Our Peerless Leader Kim Jong-Un gave Field Guidance to our superior #DPRK scientists developing "unmanned" drones for kamikaze raids. He cleverly noted that you can still call it "unmanned" if you only put a child at the controls.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un oversees tests of new AI-equipped suicide drones
North Korea’s leader oversaw tests of his country’s latest military innovations which use artificial intelligence.
www.aljazeera.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Our Peerless Leader Kim Jong-Un gave Field Guidance to our superior #DPRK scientists developing "unmanned" drones for kamikaze raids. He cleverly noted that you can still call it "unmanned" if you only put a child at the controls.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...
Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un is always at the forefront of the intelligence activities of the #DPRK, with his masterful leadership. But holy hell, we didn't expect the evil enemy to make it THIS easy!
Kim Jong Un Demands to be Included in all Future Hegseth Group Chats
March 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un is always at the forefront of the intelligence activities of the #DPRK, with his masterful leadership. But holy hell, we didn't expect the evil enemy to make it THIS easy!
Rest assured the evil Imperialists will get a much better look at this technical marvel of the #DPRK, when our mighty forces come forth to crush our enemies in the final march to Juche victory!
March 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Rest assured the evil Imperialists will get a much better look at this technical marvel of the #DPRK, when our mighty forces come forth to crush our enemies in the final march to Juche victory!
These unpardonable insults must meet with a horrible retribution. Respected Kim Yo-Jong will surely add you to her list of hatemongers now banned from her OnlyFans account, and the people of the #DPRK will forever curse your sophistries!
I was happy to contribute to Fern TV's episode on Kim Yo-Jong of #NorthKorea. Seems quite ironically fitting in the aftermath of March 8.
The World's Most Dangerous Woman
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March 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
These unpardonable insults must meet with a horrible retribution. Respected Kim Yo-Jong will surely add you to her list of hatemongers now banned from her OnlyFans account, and the people of the #DPRK will forever curse your sophistries!
The brave and loyal citizens of the #DPRK will never let this insult go unpunished!
Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.
Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.
New York Times report: The #Trump administration has drawn up a list of 43 countries whose citizens will be subject to restrictions on entry to the #UnitedStates. Citizens of the red list countries, which include #Iran, #Afghanistan, and #NorthKorea, will be banned from ... 1/2
March 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The brave and loyal citizens of the #DPRK will never let this insult go unpunished!
Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.
Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.
Due to overwhelming demand by right-thinking persons from around the world, the #DPRK has been forced to limit tourism so that we have enough time to show all of our guests the shiny, happy, well-fed people who lve a life of nothing to envy! Nothing to hide here!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
North Korea halts tourism just weeks after reopening
Tourists were finally allowed into North Korea last month, but the excitement has been short-lived.
www.bbc.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Due to overwhelming demand by right-thinking persons from around the world, the #DPRK has been forced to limit tourism so that we have enough time to show all of our guests the shiny, happy, well-fed people who lve a life of nothing to envy! Nothing to hide here!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1352nd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,352 1/6*
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Wordle 1,352 1/6*
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March 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1352nd consecutive time.
Wordle 1,352 1/6*
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Wordle 1,352 1/6*
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Reposted by 🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵
Note that Kim Jong-Un's official titles are:
General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK
They are NOT:
El Presidumpty
The Dictater-tot
The Dear Eater
Kimzempic
General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK
They are NOT:
El Presidumpty
The Dictater-tot
The Dear Eater
Kimzempic
November 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Note that Kim Jong-Un's official titles are:
General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK
They are NOT:
El Presidumpty
The Dictater-tot
The Dear Eater
Kimzempic
General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK
They are NOT:
El Presidumpty
The Dictater-tot
The Dear Eater
Kimzempic
Us, too!
Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe!
Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang.
(The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)
Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe!
Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang.
(The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Us, too!
Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe!
Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang.
(The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)
Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe!
Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang.
(The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)
Distinguished super-important personages from all over the World have sent congratulations & gifts to Respected #DPRK General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un on the occasion of the Day Of The Shining Star. Local Party committees have also fondly marked the birthday of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.
a man stands in front of a large screen with a picture of a woman on it ..
Alt: Kim Jong-il from team America
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Distinguished super-important personages from all over the World have sent congratulations & gifts to Respected #DPRK General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un on the occasion of the Day Of The Shining Star. Local Party committees have also fondly marked the birthday of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.
In view of the firing of most of America's nuclear weapons safety personnel, Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK today offered to take over safekeeping of the evil Imperialists' nuclear arsenal.
"We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.
"We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In view of the firing of most of America's nuclear weapons safety personnel, Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK today offered to take over safekeeping of the evil Imperialists' nuclear arsenal.
"We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.
"We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.
Wordle 1,338 1/6*
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Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.
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Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.
February 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wordle 1,338 1/6*
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Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.
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Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.
Dear Puppet Scum Leaders of South Korea;
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Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!*
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Love,
The Workers' Party of Korea
(Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman)
*Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.
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Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!*
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Love,
The Workers' Party of Korea
(Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman)
*Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dear Puppet Scum Leaders of South Korea;
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!*
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love,
The Workers' Party of Korea
(Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman)
*Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!*
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love,
The Workers' Party of Korea
(Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman)
*Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.
The Chairman of the Air Transport Directorate of the #DPRK sent a commiserating message to 2nd-place #Westjet, noting that Air Koryo was always destined to be the best thanks to respected Kim Jong-Un's guidance & our modern(ish) Russian planes - now with SEATBELTS! www.narcity.com/canadian-air...
A Canadian airline was just ranked #2 in the world — But it wasn't Air Canada
A Canadian airline just landed the number two spot on a global ranking of the best hybrid airlines for 2025 — but, perhaps surprisingly, it wasn't Air Canada. While Canada's largest airline did make t...
www.narcity.com
February 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Chairman of the Air Transport Directorate of the #DPRK sent a commiserating message to 2nd-place #Westjet, noting that Air Koryo was always destined to be the best thanks to respected Kim Jong-Un's guidance & our modern(ish) Russian planes - now with SEATBELTS! www.narcity.com/canadian-air...
The #DPRK Ministry of Sporty Stuff today flailed the #NHL puppets for holding so-called "international tournament" without the participation of the North Korean team, widely known as the World's best. With respected Coach Kim Jong-Un behind the bench, our invincible athletes couldn't possibly lose.
February 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM