Years ago there was a Cracked thing where people submitted "Badass movie lines that are actually stupid" and I made sure to never forget this particular one, and I think it's nice that bluesky has given whoever made this a place where they can be among friends

This bit makes me wonder if in addition to being a joke, it's about an ex; the triple fuck is so odd, the only reason I can think for having it is if it'show you really felt about someone.
That said, "I'd rather be abused and denied rights than date your fuckboy ass' is a weird bit for even a joke