Trading Places is Die Hard in the commodities market
Edward Scissorhands is Die Hard with scissors for hands
Gremlins is Die Hard with gremlins
Rambo is Die Hard with Rambo

"Unpopular opinion but Muppet Christmas Carol is the BEST Christmas Carol and it's time everybody acknowledged that!"

Seen that before: the idea that "teasing isn't *good* but it stops people from being weird in bad ways!" Which, aside from all the myriad other things fucked about that idea, does anyone saying this truly think kids (or adults) stop bullying you if you try harder at adhering to their social norms?

Would it have been better or worse if he switched to Pitbull's Africa from Aquaman?

Years ago there was a Cracked thing where people submitted "Badass movie lines that are actually stupid" and I made sure to never forget this particular one, and I think it's nice that bluesky has given whoever made this a place where they can be among friends

Now being reported by CNN.

edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...

Damn, you got the same middle name as Sonic

This bit makes me wonder if in addition to being a joke, it's about an ex; the triple fuck is so odd, the only reason I can think for having it is if it'show you really felt about someone.
That said, "I'd rather be abused and denied rights than date your fuckboy ass' is a weird bit for even a joke

Jesus wants to take ibuprofen together

He can shrink in size to suit his mood?