Alfie
@dragonchewtoy.bsky.social
19 | POC | θΔ | She/It | No minors please
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
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man this new youtube ui update is ass
October 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
man this new youtube ui update is ass
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calling a beast good girl ❌
calling a beast clever girl ✅
calling a beast clever girl ✅
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
calling a beast good girl ❌
calling a beast clever girl ✅
calling a beast clever girl ✅
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If someone would hold my face and tell me I did good after a day of working I'd be the most productive creature on the planet
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If someone would hold my face and tell me I did good after a day of working I'd be the most productive creature on the planet
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shitpost on the TOS change by bsky
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
shitpost on the TOS change by bsky
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be very careful about what you post online
September 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
be very careful about what you post online
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Sexually objectifying a dog because they're into it, and enjoy being a puppy chew toy
Sit. Good drone. Beg. Good toy.
Sit. Good drone. Beg. Good toy.
September 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sexually objectifying a dog because they're into it, and enjoy being a puppy chew toy
Sit. Good drone. Beg. Good toy.
Sit. Good drone. Beg. Good toy.
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me if I was a fat dragon
September 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me if I was a fat dragon
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If they can officially make Bubsy into a “hot dad” in 2025 then they can officially make Gex into an edgy middle aged t-girl. Make it happen.
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If they can officially make Bubsy into a “hot dad” in 2025 then they can officially make Gex into an edgy middle aged t-girl. Make it happen.
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someone: golly gee i sure do wish i had a cute little creature to pick up and snuggle with for a while
the ever-reliable kobold: hi :}
the ever-reliable kobold: hi :}
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
someone: golly gee i sure do wish i had a cute little creature to pick up and snuggle with for a while
the ever-reliable kobold: hi :}
the ever-reliable kobold: hi :}
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the nefarious beach ball
![Crocodile ball oc. Basically a headshot of a front-facing crocodile with a fat throatpouch and neck so it just looks like a ball. The text says "I hired this [squashed and compressed duplicate of the headshot] to stare at you"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t5rkqv7hpog2bc7lt2jlpo3b/bafkreicsgit4vblu4iybjsci6j4hpfu6q6cpi26jaf5iza5putizpigv6y@jpeg)
August 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the nefarious beach ball
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Amazing things happening on the Fortnite subreddit
August 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Amazing things happening on the Fortnite subreddit
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Hi sorry for asking you something I could easily Google, I just like hearing you talk
August 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hi sorry for asking you something I could easily Google, I just like hearing you talk
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When the fire dragon forgets to pull out
August 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
When the fire dragon forgets to pull out
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Branlin Takes Flight!
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Branlin Takes Flight!
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Big dumb dragon lover, pressing their soft scaly belly into you, pinning you against a wall
July 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Big dumb dragon lover, pressing their soft scaly belly into you, pinning you against a wall
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A kobold in the water can smell a dragon in heat from 5 miles away
July 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A kobold in the water can smell a dragon in heat from 5 miles away
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sorry i’m like this a wizard put a curse on me
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
sorry i’m like this a wizard put a curse on me