Drag Station Alpha
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Drag queens in space - need I say more?
Wormholes, ranked! #9 - The wormhole from the 90s TV show Sliders. It kinda looked like a cosmic Werther's Original, but heck, the guy from My Secret Identity sure was trying.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wormholes, ranked! #9 - The wormhole from the 90s TV show Sliders. It kinda looked like a cosmic Werther's Original, but heck, the guy from My Secret Identity sure was trying.
Top 10 wormholes - #10: Stargate SG-1 (a bit patchy).
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Top 10 wormholes - #10: Stargate SG-1 (a bit patchy).
The QBOSS and I have come to an arrangement. If I don't tell the USO how ramshackle Drag Station Alpha really is, she won't torment me with any more simulation room testing. She offered to make any of my fantasies come true. So naturally I asked for... tons of balls.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The QBOSS and I have come to an arrangement. If I don't tell the USO how ramshackle Drag Station Alpha really is, she won't torment me with any more simulation room testing. She offered to make any of my fantasies come true. So naturally I asked for... tons of balls.
Decided to do an Inception on QBOSS. Asked the simulation room to make a simulation of Frau QBOSS herself.
Result: She was not amused.
Result: She was not amused.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Decided to do an Inception on QBOSS. Asked the simulation room to make a simulation of Frau QBOSS herself.
Result: She was not amused.
Result: She was not amused.
Took a break from testing the simulation room, and the QBOSS beamed me into the room while I was sleeping. I woke up to whatever THIS was. Call it Q-Tip World.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Took a break from testing the simulation room, and the QBOSS beamed me into the room while I was sleeping. I woke up to whatever THIS was. Call it Q-Tip World.
Day 4 of the simulation room tests. Finally I did what I should've done at the start.
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 4 of the simulation room tests. Finally I did what I should've done at the start.
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
While I was doing the sim room testing, I dug out some old boxed supplies for the food synthesizer machines. Can you believe this was ever a thing?? Nowadays it's all Arrakiss Spice Lattes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
While I was doing the sim room testing, I dug out some old boxed supplies for the food synthesizer machines. Can you believe this was ever a thing?? Nowadays it's all Arrakiss Spice Lattes.
Day 3 of the simulation room tests. I swear my twin brother would do better on this than me...
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 3 of the simulation room tests. I swear my twin brother would do better on this than me...
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Day 2 of the simulation room testing.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 2 of the simulation room testing.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
Day 1: Alice in Wonderland simulation. Result: Alice, a sitcom from the 70s and 80s where Linda Lavin ate as much of the scenery as she could.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 1: Alice in Wonderland simulation. Result: Alice, a sitcom from the 70s and 80s where Linda Lavin ate as much of the scenery as she could.
Dinosaur week concludes with Ringo Starr (!), Barbara Bach (!), Dennis Quaid (!), Shelley Long (!) and John Matuszak (!) team up in 1981's painfully unfunny comedy Caveman. Less sword-and-sorcery, more bored-and-forcery.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dinosaur week concludes with Ringo Starr (!), Barbara Bach (!), Dennis Quaid (!), Shelley Long (!) and John Matuszak (!) team up in 1981's painfully unfunny comedy Caveman. Less sword-and-sorcery, more bored-and-forcery.
Or maybe I'll set the sim room to reenact the 1972 Canada-Russia Summit Series with my Bobby Orr legs...
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Or maybe I'll set the sim room to reenact the 1972 Canada-Russia Summit Series with my Bobby Orr legs...
Dinosaur week continues with Japan's Destroy All Monsters (1968)! (But what if we'd rather not?)
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dinosaur week continues with Japan's Destroy All Monsters (1968)! (But what if we'd rather not?)
Happy Halloween! Photo by Paulo Vinicius Sousa Barbosa: www.pexels.com/photo/cat-in...
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Halloween! Photo by Paulo Vinicius Sousa Barbosa: www.pexels.com/photo/cat-in...
Dinosaur week! In 1952's Untamed Women, "Savage beauties who feared no animal...yet fell before the touch of men!" Sure, sure. Dinosaurs, Amazons, descendants of Druids, and...armadillos?
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dinosaur week! In 1952's Untamed Women, "Savage beauties who feared no animal...yet fell before the touch of men!" Sure, sure. Dinosaurs, Amazons, descendants of Druids, and...armadillos?
Dinosaur (lizard?) week continues with One Million B.C. (1940). They sure grow em big in prehistoric times...
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dinosaur (lizard?) week continues with One Million B.C. (1940). They sure grow em big in prehistoric times...
Dinosaur week! King Kong (1933) had the King face off against a T-Rex, as we all wanted to see (and hear Fay Wray scream and scream, natch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvD3...
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dinosaur week! King Kong (1933) had the King face off against a T-Rex, as we all wanted to see (and hear Fay Wray scream and scream, natch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvD3...
Dinosaur week! The Lost World (1925) brought dinosaurs to the big screen for the first time.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dinosaur week! The Lost World (1925) brought dinosaurs to the big screen for the first time.
Cartoons in Space Week concludes with this mind-bending crossover between the Flintstones and the Jetsons (yes, conspiracy theories allude to them living in the same timeline, but it's apparently not true). The historic meeting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tigq...
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in Space Week concludes with this mind-bending crossover between the Flintstones and the Jetsons (yes, conspiracy theories allude to them living in the same timeline, but it's apparently not true). The historic meeting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tigq...
Cartoons in space week! Yes, the Partridge Family went to the future in "Partridge Family 2,200 AD." Opening (with Jetsons feel and musical instruments with foot-long keys): www.youtube.com/watch?v=USsf...
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in space week! Yes, the Partridge Family went to the future in "Partridge Family 2,200 AD." Opening (with Jetsons feel and musical instruments with foot-long keys): www.youtube.com/watch?v=USsf...
The Solid Cadmium Dancers are terrible. Terrible! Their lead is this queen called Miss Fitte: "Our songs are better."
Oh honey, Rigellian trance-disco went out centuries ago.
Oh honey, Rigellian trance-disco went out centuries ago.
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Solid Cadmium Dancers are terrible. Terrible! Their lead is this queen called Miss Fitte: "Our songs are better."
Oh honey, Rigellian trance-disco went out centuries ago.
Oh honey, Rigellian trance-disco went out centuries ago.
Cartoons in space week! "E sharps and tails for hats" - Josie and the Pussy Cats In Outer Space! Full title credits (with a disturbingly-shaped rocket): www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMr...
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in space week! "E sharps and tails for hats" - Josie and the Pussy Cats In Outer Space! Full title credits (with a disturbingly-shaped rocket): www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMr...
Cartoons in Space week! Archie and the gang head to outer space in this episode of the Archie/Sabrina Hour, and perform the number "Inside, Outside, Upside-Down."
Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8m...
Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8m...
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in Space week! Archie and the gang head to outer space in this episode of the Archie/Sabrina Hour, and perform the number "Inside, Outside, Upside-Down."
Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8m...
Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8m...
Cartoons in Space! Scooby and the gang go into orbit without the use of psychedelic Scooby Snacks in this episode of "Be Cool, Scooby Doo."
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in Space! Scooby and the gang go into orbit without the use of psychedelic Scooby Snacks in this episode of "Be Cool, Scooby Doo."
Cartoons in space week! The higher the hair, the closer to God, or something like that... Johnny Bravo blasts off into outer space. www.topcartoons.tv/cartoons/bra...
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cartoons in space week! The higher the hair, the closer to God, or something like that... Johnny Bravo blasts off into outer space. www.topcartoons.tv/cartoons/bra...